amy Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) Edited January 2, 2006 by amy Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) ...huh. Well, now I don't feel so bad about not getting straight A's last semester. Edited January 2, 2006 by Samurai Drifter Link to comment
Battle_Pope Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 the bible codes are bullshit. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 the bible codes are bullshit. And the sky is blue! Dogs have four legs! Ninja's carry swords and Communism failed! Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) the bible codes are bullshit. It's not that they don't exist, it's that it's a mathematical phenomenon found in most long literary works of signifigant length. I remember reading that Moby Dick had some similar future predictions. Edited January 2, 2006 by Samurai Drifter Link to comment
Hero Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 Okay, so, atomic holocaust. We need to separate the winners and the losers. The winners go to a bunker where they'll stay safe and then breed constantly, 24/7 with water and meal breaks, while the losers get bombed. When the soil is fertile again, the winners will stake a new world. The problem is how we determine winners. I recommend some kind of Battle Royale, but that kinda eliminates the point. Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 (edited) "Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?" "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature." "I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor." -Dr. Strangelove. Edited January 2, 2006 by Samurai Drifter Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I call first bunk in the AE bunker! Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 We will take the most intelligent members of our species and put them in underground bunkers. To insure the continuation of humanity, the male/female ratio will be 1 mand to 10 women. I reccomend that to encourage mating, the females be of a highly stimulating nature. 1 to 5 is more realistic. Link to comment
HappyLittleBoozer Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I recommend some kind of Battle Royale, but that kinda eliminates the point. I'm fine with that. Link to comment
Hero Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 We will take the most intelligent members of our species and put them in underground bunkers. To insure the continuation of humanity, the male/female ratio will be 1 mand to 10 women. I reccomend that to encourage mating, the females be of a highly stimulating nature. Someone get this man a wheelchair and sunglasses. Link to comment
darkon Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I have been taught the world was supposed to end in 1,000 according to Christian theologians. Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 The amusing thing is, the bible codes also predict the end of the world in 2012 and 2100. Link to comment
Battle_Pope Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 maybe the world gets reborn in those time periods. Link to comment
TeleportSandwich Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 'bout friggen time. I've been waiting for this thing since 2000. Link to comment
Crube Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 "Fate is just the weight of cirumstances." Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Bunker up if you want, I'm going to start a biker gang. Bring your own leather, but sawed-off shotguns are supplied free with membership (for a limited time only -- after that we'll have to use crossbows). Experience and/or gas a plus. Link to comment
uniform_motion Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I want to be a kind of Mad Max like character. Link to comment
No Sad Endings Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 maybe the world gets reborn in those time periods. Well, 1000 was near the end of the dark ages. Link to comment
Venom112 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 *guy1 runs in* guy1: Oh my gosh you guys! The end is nigh! The end is frickin' nigh! *flails arms* guy2: Whoa buddy, slow down. What's this about the end of the world. guy1: God came to me through the parting clouds and as a ray of light struck me, I heard his voice blasting throughout my head. And it wasn't even due to drinking like it was the last 4 times! It was real this time. God said, "The end is nigh." That was all. I have to warn everyone! guy2: Hold on. God... An omnipresent being came to you, and gave only you this message? More importantly, did you not realize that time is merely a passing though to someone that powerful? I mean, "end is nigh" could be 3,000 years from now and it would still count because that's what? *figures in head* Maybe a few minutes or seconds to God? Besides, what good is that information? Like you can really do anything about it. God would just be an ass to warn you of the end times. guy3: What about Job? guy2: Good point. guy1: So instead of repenting, I should have frivolous sex and get smashed? guy2: Now you're thinking! *sits guy1 down and they all drink a few* 1 to 5 is more realistic. Ho ho ho, that GPS and his lack of humor comprehension. Link to comment
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