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Jae Hoon

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Not only is there a ton of white trash in them, but at the ones here, they are also filled with lots and lots of big Mexican families. So there's basically no room to walk without almost running into a kid's head with your knee. Though I'd really like to do that one day.

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My parental units used to have a Corvette until the Wal-Mart employees proved that they are incapable of doing a fucking oil change. When my parents brought it back they put metal shavings in the engine and blamed the engine failure on us! Funny, I don't remember doing any engine modifications...

...but where else are you going to shop?

Target. They're slightly less evil, but much more fashionable about their evilness. They're like a dark blue denim jacket with a Venom patch on the back.

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...but where else are you going to shop?

Well if you live in the mid-west, you have good ol' Meijer. It's like Wal-mart, but not giant and evil.

I only go to Wal-mart because I have a couple friends who work there, so I like to bullshit with them for awhile when they're on the clock.

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I have never been in a Wal Mart. Sometimes I wonder if there's even one in the state.

There totally are. In fact, there's one that's like a ten minute drive from my justice lair. Not that I've ever actually been inside it, though.

I saw a nifty documentary on Wal-Mart sucking like a lollypop in a vacuum cleaner, though.

- Masked Man #2

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Fuck that shit... Walmart kicks ass. I could care less about their status as Satanic-Megalo-Monopoly-Consumer-Eaters.

Last I checked... getting two new striped t-shirts, a pack of 12 socks, a beanie, and an AWESOME ass pair of swimtrunks for 15 bucks was pretty fucking awesome.

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There totally are. In fact, there's one that's like a ten minute drive from my justice lair. Not that I've ever actually been inside it, though.

I saw a nifty documentary on Wal-Mart sucking like a lollypop in a vacuum cleaner, though.

- Masked Man #2

Holy crip-crap. I guess that's what you get from going to Tukwila by yourself everynight, eh?

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Fuck that shit... Walmart kicks ass. I could care less about their status as Satanic-Megalo-Monopoly-Consumer-Eaters.

Last I checked... getting two new striped t-shirts, a pack of 12 socks, a beanie, and an AWESOME ass pair of swimtrunks for 15 bucks was pretty fucking awesome.

you suck.

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I thought people would've liked Wal*mart haha, glad to know I'm not the only one who hates that store.

If anything I go to Target. :|

My mother shops there, low prices and the whatnot. I don't like Wal*mart for other reasons.

For Wal*mart, right now; it's not about saving and it really isn't about the people anymore.

Wal*mart is the only store here in Clewiston, it sucks because I have to drive 45 minutes to reach a target or rather the mall. So, most people here in this crappy town wear wal*mart clothes, so everyone basically looks the same.

I like Target because the designer for Target apparel is a Fashion designer so, he knows what tastes good and what doesnt.

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