amy Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 OK I need some situational jokes to make my co workers think I am amusing!! XDD no jokes about donuts and sticks ok we've already got that covered Link to comment
Makil Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 But Amy you have such great puns! No need for us to give you material. Link to comment
Natsu Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 would you like a side of penis with your frapachino. Link to comment
amy Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 would you like a side of penis with your frapachino. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT XDD THANK YOU!! Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 is that a cruller in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Link to comment
noodle Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 hey? who creamed in my donut?! Link to comment
darkon Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Just make fun of cripples and disfigured people. All the kids'll love you! Link to comment
Natsu Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 the movie van Wilder made me stay away from Long Johns Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 The obvious one is to make a pun out of donut. Ex: Hey Steve, DONUT hesitate to stop smoking ganja at work. We certainly DONUT use rat feces in our foods! Have you tried the [insert uselessly complex coffee drink here]? Well why not?! You DONUT want to miss out, do you? Also, you could rewrite a bunch of Macbeth but replace all instances of Duncan with Dunkin'. Link to comment
amy Posted June 23, 2007 Author Share Posted June 23, 2007 ^ XDDD OH HOW COULD I NOT THINK OF THAT!!!! THIS PUN IS THE ONLY PUN I NEED. I don't think any of us really remember Macbeth. >__> I for one, only remember about Macbeth and his wife (I'll print out that Dunkin Donuts sign too because it's amazing) Link to comment
Harrison Ford Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Why do you work at dunkin donuts? Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Why do you work at dunkin donuts? Free glaze to use as sexual lubricant. Link to comment
darkon Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Free glaze to use as sexual lubricant. Amy. Is there a story hidden behind this witty post? Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 ^ XDDD OH HOW COULD I NOT THINK OF THAT!!!! THIS PUN IS THE ONLY PUN I NEED. I don't think any of us really remember Macbeth. >__> I for one, only remember about Macbeth and his wife (I'll print out that Dunkin Donuts sign too because it's amazing) Macbeth is my favorite play T_T Link to comment
darkon Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Macbeth is my favorite play T_T NOOB. It's all about Antigone. Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 NOOB. It's all about Antigone. Antigone is pretty cool. I also like Equus (which I liked before that Harry Potter dude was naked in it, thankyouverymuch). Link to comment
margot Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 antigone was ok. i think you should do julius ceaser, that's funnier and everyone knows it. Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Antigone is pretty cool. I also like Equus (which I liked before that Harry Potter dude was naked in it, thankyouverymuch). Why would Daniel Radcliffe naked make you like it more? Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Why would Daniel Radcliffe naked make you like it more? I dunno, I don't really know if he's a good actor or not (I've seen but never really paid attention to or thought about the HP movies). Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 He's a decent actor, but stage and movies are very different. He has come a long way since the first Harry Potter movie. Link to comment
margot Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 idk idk tmi but i was reading a review of equus staring naked harry potter and he got an erection on stage apparently, and the person described it as "red and stumpy" Link to comment
darkon Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Antigone is pretty cool. I also like Equus (which I liked before that Harry Potter dude was naked in it, thankyouverymuch). Hahaha, my friend starred in Equus for my college's drama department. Or was going to, I never found out how that ended. Link to comment
amy Posted June 24, 2007 Author Share Posted June 24, 2007 Amy. Is there a story hidden behind this witty post? I wish T___T Well as hourly jobs go, it's not bad, I like the food and you don't smell like burgers afterwards and you don't have to shelve plus size underwear Link to comment
Artie Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 I wish T___T Well as hourly jobs go, it's not bad, I like the food and you don't smell like burgers afterwards and you don't have to shelve plus size underwear you could always work at a garage! instead of smelling of coffee, and deliciousness, you can smell like gas, oil and grease! Link to comment
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