Scientology Fails Cruise!

[Nega-Brent]

Are you a Scientologist? Thinking about portraying a beloved anti-Nazi? Allow me to introduce you to the most important bump in the road to your goal.

Tom Cruise may suit up nicely as an American flying ace or an acrobatic crime buster, but when it comes to portraying Germany's most beloved anti-Nazi, Germans would prefer a different actor, bitte. Cruise is due to play German officer Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, celebrated for trying to kill Hitler in 1944, but the German Defense Ministry has warned that if Cruise gets the role, Ministry sites will be off-limits to the filmmakers. The reason? Because Cruise, as the Defense Ministry puts it, "has publically professed to being a member of the Scientology cult."

[Adam]

All I read was Tom Cruise is a fag and sucks penis daily.

[Tanni Foemangler]

beautiful. i hope he goes on a few talk shows and describes his experience

[Silver Cyclone]

Do I smell a lawsuit for cultism!?

[ROCKSTEADY]

Yes! One more blow to scientology.

[darkon]

WE'RE GONNA SUE YOU!

[The Lone Magician]

F*** Tom Cruise :awesome:

[Natsu]

ehhh who cares honestly

[FaultyClockwork]

Why would they glorify someone who tried to kill Hitler? :ohmy:

[Makil]

WE'RE GONNA SUE YOU!

WE'RE GONNA SUE YOU SO HARD!

[noodle]

WE'RE GONNA SUE YOU SO HARD!

i hope they don't use the chewbacca defense!

[Poophy]

Why would they glorify someone who tried to kill Hitler?

Because he failed

[Ceraziefish]

^Hahahaha

Seriously though, this is religious intolerance and dumb as fuck.

[Nega-Brent]

^Hahahaha

Seriously though, this is religious intolerance and dumb as fuck.

Intolerance directed towards an intolerant "religion."

[Gundampilotspaz]

Now if only they can persecute Christians this hard, the world might start to look like a better place.

[Samurai Drifter]

^Hahahaha

Seriously though, this is religious intolerance and dumb as fuck.

Maybe, but Scientology is so stupid that no one but you cares. :hardgay:

[ROCKSTEADY]

Now if only they can persecute Christians this hard, the world might start to look like a better place.

[FaultyClockwork]

Because he failed

Ahahahahahahaha. XD

Now if only they can persecute Christians this hard, the world might start to look like a better place.

I hope you die painfully. Like... now.

[Gundampilotspaz]

I hope you die painfully. Like... now.

Hey, if you want to hold on to beliefs that have hindered the advance of culture, technology, and civilization for the past 2000 years... that's not my problem. Just keep your mouth shut about it, and perhaps hide in some cave.

[FaultyClockwork]

I'm anti-religious. I'm just not a total fucking irrational extreme douchebag like you. :awesome:

[Gundampilotspaz]

I'm anti-religious. I'm just not a total fucking irrational extreme douchebag like you.

:awesome:

[Ceraziefish]

Now if only they can persecute Christians this hard, the world might start to look like a better place.

Denying people employment based on religion, eh?

I think we should keep the fucking capitalists from getting jobs :awesome:

[FaultyClockwork]

GPS is the dirty, old gum on the bottom of society's shoe that thinks it's intellectually superior to the rest of the shoe. :awesome:

[Gundampilotspaz]

Denying people employment based on religion, eh?

I think we should keep the fucking capitalists from getting jobs

That doesn't make any sense, we'd just end up like the lazy socialists in Russia did. Standing in line for bread and water

[Galkar]

I'm anti-religious. I'm just not a total fucking irrational extreme douchebag like you.

Have my children plz.