Dogs, Sex, & You

[Nega-Brent]

Poll speaks for it's self people.

[Ceraziefish]

I'd freak out, and only partially because I don't have a dog.

[The Lone Magician]

I'd freak too. Mostly because I don't have a dog, but also because I USED to have a dog and we had to have her put down because she had a tumor that wouldn't stop bleeding.

[Alundra]

A poll about a line in The 40-year Old Virgin?

[Ceraziefish]

This link is relevant to this thread.

[thebornotaku]

god not that fucking link again

[Ceraziefish]

god not that fucking link again

:hardgay:

[Nega-Brent]

I would keep going and hope that it the dog would stop asap.

Now we must question Darcie.

[noodle]

This link is relevant to this thread.

goddamnit CF!

[ROCKSTEADY]

This link is relevant to this thread.

i read the whhhhoooollleee thing... and damn.

dat shitz ceerraazzzyy

[darkon]

The dog would eventually get bored. I'd keep going.

[Artie]

I'd freak out for two reasons:

1. the WTF factor.

2. Chief died just over a month ago...

[Natsu]

I would freak out..and grab Chachi my chinchilla and shove him up my ass

[winterlong]

Jesus, I would freak out. Ugh, I actually feel disgusting right now. I wouldn't be able to have sex for like, weeks, if that happened.

I even feel like barfing right now.

[winterlong]

Jean's dog licked Corey's balls the other night while we were having a dance party and he was in his underwear...

so it somehow seems less weird to me.

That's completely different. It's not like him and Jean were having sex and trying to have orgasms when it caressed his testicles with it's tongue.

How the Hell could you sustain any type of arousal when an ANIMAL licks your genitals?

GAH.

[FaultyClockwork]

I'm the only one who chose "Get into it and provoke him into doing it again."

[DreamerGirl]

I'm thoroughly disgusted. @.@

[Nega-Brent]

I'm thoroughly disgusted. @.@

Obviously you don't know me very well if this thread disgusts you.

[Galkar]

I'm the only one who chose "Get into it and provoke him into doing it again."

Don't worry Faulty, it's only because you're the only one here cool enough to pick that option.

[Ceraziefish]

Don't worry Faulty, it's only because you're the only one here cool enough to pick that option.

"Cool" is right.

[Silver Cyclone]

My option isn;t on there. I would keep going but not be ashamed of myself.

I also tried to get bismark to join when we first opened. But by then we had stopped talking and I doubt she remembered me. Hero used to talk to her try and get him to e-mail her or something.

[punroc1]

Id freak out because its my dog getting in on my action.

Also thats ad gross.

Lastly if i were to continue with the dog involved well thats against the law.

[punroc1]

what's wrong with a little man/dog action?

doesn't vampy write stories about this?

Every thing is wrong about a lil man dog action.

[noodle]

only wrong because its a dog and not a dolphin.

*insert cf's link to dolphin sex tips*

[Ceraziefish]

only wrong because its a dog and not a dolphin.

*insert cf's link to dolphin sex tips*

You don't mean Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint..., by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn, do you?

Best link I was ever linked to. Really fucking weird thread on another forum, that's all I'll say.