Little Kid proves Halo is easy

[Gundampilotspaz]

http://www.mlgpro.com/news/MLG_Chicago%253...e_Masses/1.html

The way the artical is written is funny. It's treating Halo 2 like a long time career path.

[J-Stop]

http://www.mlgpro.com/news/MLG_Chicago%253...e_Masses/1.html

Most of the tounry's Lil' Poison enter, or his parent enter him in rather, have open slots for whoever feels like entering. Most of which are scubs, who, after beating Legendary and winning a few matchs on LIVE, think they are awesome.

I didn't read the whole article, but the whole winners board, aside from team VS [who of which, isn't that great to begin with..] are no-namers. Didn't see any members of 3D there.

The way the artical is written is funny. It's treating Halo 2 like a long time career path.

All tournament-related FPS matchs are written in the same formant.

[TeleportSandwich]

Oh wow, so even a little kid is better then me at Halo 2? I fail at life I guess ;_;

[Alundra]

Halo 2 is a joke to begin with, a file that Jae put up awhile ago proved that Halo 2 had huge hitboxes and bullets actually being "attracted" to player that would normally miss in Halo 1.

This kid could have shitty aim and still win due to the fact that the game is broken. I'd like to this "little wonder" in a CS match.

[Ceraziefish]

*Crickets chirp.*

These guys should get a better game. I mean, really, even Halo is better than Halo 2.

[Venom112]

Halo 2 is a joke to begin with, a file that Jae put up awhile ago proved that Halo 2 had huge hitboxes and bullets actually being "attracted" to player that would normally miss in Halo 1.

Cortana: That's it!

Spartan: What is it?

Cortana: That's why we keep getting killed by the Covenant! We continually design protective suits of armor that are both waaay too big and magnetic. Pretty dumb idea in retrospect.

[Kreutz]

Cortana: That's it!

Spartan: What is it?

Cortana: That's why we keep getting killed by the Covenant! We continually design protective suits of armor that are both waaay too big and magnetic. Pretty dumb idea in retrospect.

Venom takes the thread.

[darkon]

Halo was a terrible rip off of Half-Life to begin with, look at the suits!!!

Halo was actually a rip off of Marathon.

Oh, and Venom totally won the thread.

[Jae Hoon]

You know its amazing that any FPS after Halo 2 people dont like for these two reasons.

1. There is no Jump

2. There is no AUTOAIM

Oh im sorry the computer wont aim for you, OH NOES WHAT WILL I EVER DO.

[Gundampilotspaz]

You know its amazing that any FPS after Halo 2 people dont like for these two reasons.

1. There is no Jump

2. There is no AUTOAIM

Oh im sorry the computer wont aim for you, OH NOES WHAT WILL I EVER DO.

I kinda agree with the jump thing. Of course depending on the game. Jumping in CS is worthless, and will get you killed. Jumping in UT2k4 is a requirement, or you'll get killed more easily.

[stranger]

Boy, will these people (the ones that take it seriously) feel stupid when they realize how they wasted so much of their life

[darkon]

I kinda agree with the jump thing. Of course depending on the game. Jumping in CS is worthless, and will get you killed. Jumping in UT2k4 is a requirement, or you'll get killed more easily.

Are you kidding me? Jumping up and down in the middle of long hall is the most fun I've ever had in my gaming career.

Especially as my teammates remark, "What the hell are you doing?"

[HappyLittleBoozer]

People are still playing Halo and Halo 2? I've moved on to Star Wars Battlefield 2 and Call of Duty 2.

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get a decent head shot on a wookie from hundreds of yards away.

[Gundampilotspaz]

People played Halo and Halo 2?

[HappyLittleBoozer]

Well, GPS, you must have at one point.

I mean you have, right?

It would seem a little... retarded to diss a game you've never played.

[darkon]

Wait how was halo a rip off of marathon?

Bungie made Marathon. They then updated Marathon, called it Halo, and put it on XBox.

Blatant ripoff.

[Gundampilotspaz]

Well, GPS, you must have at one point.

I mean you have, right?

It would seem a little... retarded to diss a game you've never played.

We'll I've played it for as long as I could stand it.

It was the feeling of being underwhelmed to what was supposed to be this great game. But it can't hold a candle to games like Half-life or Quake.

Edited January 9, 2006 by Gundampilotspaz

[HappyLittleBoozer]

We'll I've played it for as long as I could stand it.

It was the feeling of being underwhelmed to what was supposed to be this great game. But it can't hold a candle to games like Half-life or Quake.

Generally speaking, a PC shooter is probably going to be better than a console shooter, which is why I think Halo and Halo 2 are decent for console shooters... at least ones that don't throw money at Tom Clancy. And it like most games for the Xbox and even the Xbox itself were made for casual gamers and general media lovers instead of 'l33t gamerz'. So, you can't expect it to be brilliant but it's accessable enough for Joe Everyman to say, "Holy shit, this is a fun game!" which is why Halo and the sequel are so popular. Truthfully, I prefer PC games like Half-life. I'm a huge Half-life fan, so I'd more than agree that Gordon Freeman makes Master Chief his bitch but as a game that lets me harmlessly obliterate battalions of evil aliens when I feel the need to kill something and is easily accessable on the console, it's pretty decent.

Edited January 9, 2006 by Ozymandias Alhazred Rapscallion

[Wind]

Everyone knows the only real good Console FPS is Goldeneye for N64.

That game is deserving of all praise possible.

[darkon]

Everyone knows the only real good Console FPS is Goldeneye for N64.

That game is deserving of all praise possible.

I know it's not "1337", but I still say Goldeneye should be in a top 10 for greatest games ever.

[GummyBearOfDoom]

Everyone knows the only real good Console FPS is Goldeneye for N64.

That game is deserving of all praise possible.

Definatly

[Oerlikon]

Far Cry: Instincts is a damn good shooter for the Xbox....

[Jae Hoon]

Goldeneye was average, PD was actually a better game. Just had a semi shitty control system.

Console FPS for the most part are not that good though. PDZ IMO breaks that mold, its a great FPS. Killzone was also good.

Quake 4 and COD 2 are good as well, but there also on the computer.

[GummyBearOfDoom]

Goldeneye was average, PD was actually a better game. Just had a semi shitty control system.

Console FPS for the most part are not that good though. PDZ IMO breaks that mold, its a great FPS. Killzone was also good.

Quake 4 and COD 2 are good as well, but there also on the computer.

What are you smoking? PD wasn't any where close to being able to contend with Goldeneye. THe AI were terrible they were like black blobs and didn't even have facial features.

[Jae Hoon]

What are you smoking? GE wasn't any where close to being able to contend with PD. THe AI were terrible they were like black blobs and didn't even have facial features.

I agree

BTW here is another Halo 2 vid to confirm its scrubbiness.

http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1VE4ZBO...J72XXPNN3CZKMF1