Bibleland

[darkon]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/israel/Story/0,2...1677557,00.html

I've never laughed at one piece of news harder in my life.

[uniform_motion]

Kansas is the only Bibleland I need.

[Gundampilotspaz]

Lets build a theme park on where Jesus walked!

While we're at it, lets build a Mcdonalds inside the Roman Colosseum.

[TeleportSandwich]

Isn't Bransom, Missouri enouph for this people?

[Makil]

lmboooooo

[darkon]

Lets build a theme park on where Jesus walked!

LOLOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious!!!

While we're at it, lets build a Mcdonalds inside the Roman Colosseum.

I am deeply offended by this idea.

[Kreutz]

I don't know about you, but the site of a melliniums-spanning conflict involving guns and suicide bombers is just the place I'd want to take the family. Especially with the US standing guard.

[Svenska Aeroplan]

Woah. Hold on.

... where Jesus is said to have walked on water and fed 5,000 with five loaves and two fish.

I knew religion was whack, but that's just nonsense!

[TeleportSandwich]

Scientology trumps even the stupidest of biblical myths~

[Galkar]

Oh come on! What's so implausible about an alien overlord named Xenu coming to earth in a ship that looks exactly like a jumbo jet. But with rocket engines.

[Gundampilotspaz]

Tom Cruise should never be allowed on TV again.

[darkon]

Oh come on! What's so implausible about an alien overlord named Xenu coming to earth in a ship that looks exactly like a jumbo jet. But with rocket engines.

Until the rocket engines it makes sense.

[darkon]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/05/robertson.sharon/index.html

More from Pat Robertson!

[TeleportSandwich]

Tom Cruise and Pat Robertson should never be allowed on TV again.

fixed

[Ceraziefish]

Baha. I love the idea of a Bible Theme park.

Instead of having your kids traumatized by Mickey Mouse, you can have them traumatized by Moses!

[Venom112]

Woah. Hold on.

I knew religion was whack, but that's just nonsense!

Jesus was a ninja, fact. Just tossing that little known tidbit out there. Also, the 5,000 were dead people, so Jesus actually ate all that food, but it still counts, because he tried to feed that many on such a small number. As for the water walking, a small feat for a ninja of such prowess.

While we're at it, lets build a Mcdonalds inside the Roman Colosseum.

...That... Is the... Greatest idea I have ever heard! And we can even have tourists watch gladiators battle the lions and bulls to be eaten. They can even join in if they are adventurous, for a small fee and non-liability statement. Get this man a raise!

lackey: Sir, he doesn't work here.

Then capture him, promote him, give him a raise, then shackle him to a desk so he can't escape.

[Samurai Drifter]

Fwahahahahaha...

"What are those?"

"Eh, they look like Jesus' footprints, still intact after 2000 years."

"Well, what should I do with them?"

"Just bulldoze over 'em. We have to build the gift shop here!"

Edited January 6, 2006 by Samurai Drifter