College Aplications

[Satan]

Alright, so I'm doing my applications, and I've come to the realization that every single essay topic blows. I've started asking for inspiration, and the best idea that I've had so far "Have you been attacked by an alligator? If not what would happen if you were? Consider writing in an Australian accent," which I modified by replacing alligator with rabbit and Australian with English/Jiummy Carter.

I need more ideas, because if I answer the ones given my answers will be honest and contemptuous ("describe the world you live in: "well, the sky is blue...")

So, knowing that I need something that makes no sense, I immediately thought of here. What can I write about? I'm not looking fro bland, normal, predictable, sane things (If I were, would I really be here?) but just anything random that will spark some life into me.