GummyBearOfDoom Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Mine is obviously Johan Sebastian Cock. Link to comment
uniform_motion Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 but porno names are for juvenile delinquents! Link to comment
Natsu Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 aren't you supposed to take the first name from your actual middle name and the last name from the street you grew up as a kid to come up with it.. in that case I'm Quincy Snowden. Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 Well I'd be Louis Ridge if we did it like that but I enjoy Johan Sebastian Cock better. Link to comment
darkon Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Kristal Meth. I'd be a woman. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Richard "dick" McDribbles Link to comment
J-Stop Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Rusty Trombone. Not to be confused with my prior stage name, Jack Dickholson, from Harry Penis and The Prisoner of Asskaban, and its sequel Harry Penis and the 12 Inch Prince. Harry Penis and Dorthy's Hollow is still in production. Look for it next month on DVD and HD-DVD! Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 Quite a creative bunch we have here. Link to comment
Cip Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Elite is already the gagger going by the 'rules of porno names' I'd be Frank Pinetree Link to comment
uniform_motion Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I'd be Thomas Georgia. Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 Vlad the Impaler. metal Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 Everyone should change their names to their porno names so we all look like a crazy sex site and scare all newcomers away, or bring in some creepy ones. haha Link to comment
Pamuya Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 michelle byus or michelle seneca for me or michelle grandview (my current street) XD Link to comment
Chris Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Everyone should change their names to their porno names so we all look like a crazy sex site and scare all newcomers away, or bring in some creepy ones. haha Done! Link to comment
GummyBearOfDoom Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 Done! haha awesome Link to comment
Starmorpher Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 R-34O. I'd be the first anatomically correct protocol droid, fluent in "over six million positions of sexual relations." Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Great Penis ... ehh.. supreme...? Link to comment
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