Ladies and Gents: AMERICAN IDOL

[darkon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=C1HRVqBXJQs

Hahahaha

And.

http://www.youtube.com/w/David-Hoover---Am...ican%20idol%205

Even more Hahahahha

[margot]

It is too bad David Hoover is trying out for American Idol, otherwise he is very cool.

Also, the transvestite guy makes a much more convincing girl than most do.

[Tanni Foemangler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=C1HRVqBXJQs

Hahahaha

wa-?haaa

[Gundampilotspaz]

I fucking hate american idol. Sure the first time was nice, tolerable on some level. But what is this? The fourth fucking one? Who cares.

Just like The Apprentice. The only reality show I ever watched seriously. During the third season I just lost interest. Same fucking thing over and over.

It is too bad David Hoover is trying out for American Idol, otherwise he is very cool.

If he ever spoke to me I'd have to hit him. There is a line that really shouldn't be crossed.

Edit: THAT WAS A MAN! OMFG! THAT HAD A PENIS! WTF!

[Mithrandir]

Who exactly is David Hoover?

[Venom112]

Humorously, despite the fact that American Idol always chooses uninteresting hacks who would never get noticed outside of this show (and I mean for the final person, because this Hoover character was awesome) and the generic singers they pick are for the hopeful bank on stereotypical pop images/styles, they always use the same layout every year, yet every season debut seems to rake in ridiculously high amounts of viewers.

For example, the male with, aside from arms, a very feminene body even if he had a wondeful voice would never make it because of the lack of acceptance over a large population, and that means low sales. Sure you've got the gimmick, but still the people would turn him down over time, sad as that may be.

Randy also tries too hard to be Simon, who is clearly the star of the show. But that still doesn't make Simon less of a bastard for hating on Hoover, who as the hipsters say, rocks hardcore. Speaking of which, while Hoover didn't sing that well compared to canned stars of American Idol, one has to consider that people who sing worse than him are huge (or were anyway). Such as the Dave Matthews Band. Yes, plenty of "bad" singers making huge bank.

I found it funny that Paula Abdul was criticizing people on their singing ability, considering I've heard her music in the past.

[Venom112]

Who exactly is David Hoover?

Dr. Doolittle's nephew. His father was Plastic Man. Unfortunately his mother took one too many caffeine pills during pregnancy. Anyway, that's his lineage.

[Siendra]

Humorously, despite the fact that American Idol always chooses uninteresting hacks who would never get noticed outside of this show (and I mean for the final person, because this Hoover character was awesome) and the generic singers they pick are for the hopeful bank on stereotypical pop images/styles

Whoa, whoa. Regardless whether or not he won becuase of a mistake, Rubin FUCKING OWNS.