Hilarious Chat Escapades!

[The Lone Magician]

In this thread, post hilarious chat logs between you and other people. I did it because bash is down, and some stuff is just hilarious anyway.

I will start off with this:

[3:16:10 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: "VROOM VROOM! IMMA CAR"

[3:16:13 PM] Dingo says: BUT... he's GAY

[3:16:15 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: "AND AN ALIGATOR"

[The Lone Magician]

[4:49:21 PM] Agent Seta says: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[4:49:30 PM] Samurai Drifter says: elmo?

[4:49:47 PM] Samurai Drifter says: ELO?

[4:49:48 PM] Dingo says: screlmo

[4:50:03 PM] Samurai Drifter says: elmo's scrotum?

[4:50:12 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: wtf

[4:50:19 PM] Dingo says: hahaha

[4:50:26 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: I look away for a few seconds and you're talking about elmo scrotum?

[4:50:33 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: wtf guys

[4:51:15 PM] Dingo says: show me your genitals GENETALIAAAAAAA

[4:51:16 PM] Samurai Drifter says: whenever I see the letters scr together, my first thought is "scrotum"

[TeleportSandwich]

Didn't we used to have our own Java chatroom thing?

[The Lone Magician]

Didn't we used to have our own Java chatroom thing?

We did, but now it's gone. I posted these from Skype.

[The Lone Magician]

[12:29:35 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: So, all of my TAs for CS1 and DSD are from India.

[12:29:38 AM] Dingo says: I have it in me CONSTANTLY

[12:29:39 AM] Samurai Drifter says: that was a good comback

[12:29:42 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Or have thick Indian accents.

[12:29:44 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: One of the two.

[12:29:57 AM] Agent Seta says: or both?

[12:30:02 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Yeah.

[12:30:32 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: I talked (kinda) to one of them today (I had him hold my manga for me during a test) and it seems he is into the anime and manga.

[12:30:46 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Although, I could only make out some of what he was saying, he seems to like Getbackers.

[12:30:59 AM] Samurai Drifter says: heh

[12:31:03 AM] Dingo says: don't we all

[12:31:09 AM] Agent Seta says: haha

[12:31:13 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Never seem/read it.

[12:31:14 AM] Agent Seta says: epic

[12:31:17 AM] Samurai Drifter says: of course he likes anime, he is involved with computers

[12:31:23 AM] Agent Seta says: oh yeah

[12:31:27 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Yes, that makes perfect sense.

[12:31:29 AM] Agent Seta says: duh

[12:31:35 AM] Dingo says: GOD!

[12:31:35 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: What was I thinking?

[12:31:49 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Clearly anime and computers arevery close cousins.

[12:31:58 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: That make out constantly.

[12:32:01 AM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Or something.

[12:32:04 AM] Dingo says: and film it

[Crube]

[Today 08:46 PM] Crube: I got five letters correct.

[Today 08:45 PM] Crube: Yeeeah.

[Today 08:45 PM] Moriquendi: Yao Ming?

[Today 08:44 PM] Crube: That famous basketball guy, I forgot his name.

[Today 08:43 PM] Moriquendi: Mao Ling?

[Today 08:42 PM] Crube: And me, considering I'm 5'11"

[Today 08:42 PM] Crube: Except Mao Ling.

[Today 08:42 PM] Moriquendi: Yeah.... I think that applies to Asian people in general.

[Today 08:41 PM] Crube: Oh and a lot of Vietnamese are short.

[Today 08:41 PM] Crube: Huh.

[Natsu]

xpufferfishx: hi sexy

ChupysGoat: heya handsome guy

xpufferfishx: I'm so fucking sad about newman

xpufferfishx: made it to a pretty awesome age though

ChupysGoat: yup that he did.

xpufferfishx: just watched flashbacks of a fool

xpufferfishx: pretty awesome film

ChupysGoat: oh?

ChupysGoat: I jus looked at your sig pic and shot a load

xpufferfishx: HAHAHA

xpufferfishx: I was thinking of changing it recently

ChupysGoat: to what

xpufferfishx: I think you just made me decide to keep it for another couple of days

ChupysGoat: my cock?

ChupysGoat: lol

xpufferfishx: I was gonna change it to a still frokm rocket science

ChupysGoat: oh ok prolly a tribute to Mr. Newman

ChupysGoat: oh

xpufferfishx: either when he is walking down the hallway iwth a suitcase or sitting on a bench looking at the ocean

xpufferfishx: nah Newman needs no tribute he is what he is and that was an amazing actor

ChupysGoat: yeah true

xpufferfishx: so how you been

xpufferfishx: chillin wit ya hommies drinkin' forties

ChupysGoat: me I'm doin great man

ChupysGoat: lol

xpufferfishx: good to hear

ChupysGoat: yeah but not drinking and if homies are my chinchilla and wife then yes

xpufferfishx: dude there is no better homeboi then a chinchilla and the ;loveable british cracker who has your back from afar.

ChupysGoat: aww

ChupysGoat: but your not a cracker

xpufferfishx: okay we'll go with loveable british scamp

ChupysGoat: your a cool caucassian guy from England

ChupysGoat: yeah

ChupysGoat: I wanna Daniel Craig you soo bad...............

xpufferfishx: Dude I would daniel craig you so hard you would be judi denching all over the shop.

ChupysGoat: ...???

ChupysGoat: holy shit thats quotable

[Silver Cyclone]

[Pamuya]

xpufferfishx: hi sexy

ChupysGoat: heya handsome guy

xpufferfishx: I'm so fucking sad about newman

xpufferfishx: made it to a pretty awesome age though

ChupysGoat: yup that he did.

xpufferfishx: just watched flashbacks of a fool

xpufferfishx: pretty awesome film

ChupysGoat: oh?

ChupysGoat: I jus looked at your sig pic and shot a load

xpufferfishx: HAHAHA

xpufferfishx: I was thinking of changing it recently

ChupysGoat: to what

xpufferfishx: I think you just made me decide to keep it for another couple of days

ChupysGoat: my cock?

ChupysGoat: lol

xpufferfishx: I was gonna change it to a still frokm rocket science

ChupysGoat: oh ok prolly a tribute to Mr. Newman

ChupysGoat: oh

xpufferfishx: either when he is walking down the hallway iwth a suitcase or sitting on a bench looking at the ocean

xpufferfishx: nah Newman needs no tribute he is what he is and that was an amazing actor

ChupysGoat: yeah true

xpufferfishx: so how you been

xpufferfishx: chillin wit ya hommies drinkin' forties

ChupysGoat: me I'm doin great man

ChupysGoat: lol

xpufferfishx: good to hear

ChupysGoat: yeah but not drinking and if homies are my chinchilla and wife then yes

xpufferfishx: dude there is no better homeboi then a chinchilla and the ;loveable british cracker who has your back from afar.

ChupysGoat: aww

ChupysGoat: but your not a cracker

xpufferfishx: okay we'll go with loveable british scamp

ChupysGoat: your a cool caucassian guy from England

ChupysGoat: yeah

ChupysGoat: I wanna Daniel Craig you soo bad...............

xpufferfishx: Dude I would daniel craig you so hard you would be judi denching all over the shop.

ChupysGoat: ...???

ChupysGoat: holy shit thats quotable

<33333333

[FaultyClockwork]

TheRoaringGirl: its' a mystery

FaultyClockwork: Life is a myestery.

FaultyClockwork: Every bit of life.

FaultyClockwork: Animal, baterial, fungal, etc. is a cosmological near impossibility.

FaultyClockwork: That is part mystical, part understandable.

FaultyClockwork: It's awesome in the truest sense of the word.

FaultyClockwork: Composed of awe striking anamolies and the result of randomness falling into place.

FaultyClockwork: Life is aspersed randomly through a universe void of meaning.

FaultyClockwork: Life and unlife.

FaultyClockwork: Every rock is as amazing as life.

FaultyClockwork: It's the coagulation of everything that touched it.

TheRoaringGirl: ah, yrs

FaultyClockwork: Wind, water, plants, animals.

FaultyClockwork: Other rocks.

TheRoaringGirl: that was really nice

FaultyClockwork: It's ridiculous and funny and comic on a level so cosmic it's nearly unbelievable.

FaultyClockwork: No prob.

[Silver Cyclone]

Faulty's a dick.

[FaultyClockwork]

:hardgay:

[Zeronos]

[9/4/2008 6:27:59 PM] Zeronos says: <AzureNightmareX1> guys, I need some good suggestions for a gaming website name. I don't want the website to sound too fansite-ish, but I also need the name to be catchy and recognizeable, Any one got some good ideas for a name? Please be serious though

<%SaejimaKouga> gameforum.com

<%SaejimaKouga> I'm a genius, give me money.

[9/4/2008 6:28:55 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: www.gameygamegaming.game.com

[9/4/2008 6:29:07 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: That is my suggestion.

[Juxtapose]

sPaZzLe27: Girugamesh is coming out with a new album soon

KouseiKaida: sweet

sPaZzLe27: It's called

sPaZzLe27: Music

sPaZzLe27: XD

KouseiKaida: Lol wow.. orginal

Juxtatron: rofl

KouseiKaida: original*

sPaZzLe27: I know

sPaZzLe27: Album art is really cool though

KouseiKaida: ;D

sPaZzLe27: You can check it out on my hp

sPaZzLe27: Same with Diru's album art too

sPaZzLe27: For Uroboros

Juxtatron: I'm gonna make an album....and it's going to be called Album. It will be sooo awesome. ;3;

sPaZzLe27: XD

KouseiKaida: Hahahaha

sPaZzLe27: 1st track will be titled

sPaZzLe27: Track One

sPaZzLe27: XD

Juxtatron: Yep! :D

sPaZzLe27: No.2

KouseiKaida: Either that or... "Song"

luvlei88: lol nice ;P

sPaZzLe27: SOng 2

KouseiKaida: Lolol~

sPaZzLe27: XD

sPaZzLe27: No.3

sPaZzLe27: Music 3

sPaZzLe27: No.4

sPaZzLe27: Untitled Track

sPaZzLe27: XD

luvlei88: lol thats too much..it should juss be music~ xD

KouseiKaida: Hahahaha

Juxtatron: Yaaay!

sPaZzLe27: No.5

sPaZzLe27: Fifth Song

sPaZzLe27: XD

KouseiKaida: *laughs*

Juxtatron: :O

sPaZzLe27: Omigosh that would be hilarious

sPaZzLe27: XD

Juxtatron: It would be~!!

Juxtatron: And the band would be called: Awesome Band

sPaZzLe27: Bonus Track would be called

sPaZzLe27: Bonus Track

sPaZzLe27: XD

Juxtatron: XD

sPaZzLe27: ANd Secret Track would be Hidden Track

sPaZzLe27: XD

KouseiKaida: ftw~

sPaZzLe27: ANd vice versa

sPaZzLe27: lol

Juxtatron: So cool~~ ;3

We're a bunch of dorks~~ xD

[Alundra]

Someone post the VG chatlogs where we bashed Collete when Hiko was there.

Please.

[FaultyClockwork]

friend: How about you?

FaultyClockwork: I hit my room mate friend in the balls with a mouse and I feel like a twat.

friend: I'm gonna hope you mean a computer mouse

friend: How'd that happen?!

FaultyClockwork: He asked for an example of an act of violence.

friend: LOL

[Zeronos]

[9/1/2008 11:45:16 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Oh man, there was this awesome Mentalist at UMD tonight

[9/1/2008 11:45:22 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: He was awesome.

[9/1/2008 11:45:37 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Also, before the show started, they announced there was exactly one chair left.

[9/1/2008 11:45:49 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: I was like, "One Chair, One Destiny."

[The Lone Magician]

SD and I attempting to do it wrong.

[2:57:59 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: lawl

[2:58:05 PM] Samurai Drifter says: huh, that last one was pretty wrong

[2:58:11 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: :totallylame:

[2:58:33 PM] Samurai Drifter says: Women should keep their bra and shirt on, and not leave.

[2:58:50 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Get back in the workforce

[2:59:00 PM] Samurai Drifter says: BECOME AN VILLAIN

[2:59:08 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Nice

[2:59:23 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: DOUBLE CRACKER

[2:59:33 PM] Samurai Drifter says: The world will look up and shout "save me" and I will whisper "okay, I will."

[2:59:51 PM] Samurai Drifter says: WE ALL WIN THE GAME

[3:00:19 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Shortcat is short.

[3:00:27 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: under 9000

[3:00:52 PM] Samurai Drifter says: VIOLENT WOMEN

[3:00:57 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: wat

[3:01:02 PM] Samurai Drifter says: (GENTLEMEN)

[3:01:09 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: I see

[3:01:32 PM] Samurai Drifter says: ROW ROW SUPPORT THA POWAH

[3:01:58 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: /b/ is always good

[3:02:24 PM] Samurai Drifter says: My roomate isn't around! I can listen to Rush really loudly!

[3:02:34 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: But that isn't doing it wrong!

[3:02:46 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: You did doing it wrong wrong!

[3:02:52 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: You REALLY did it wrong!

[3:02:56 PM] Samurai Drifter says: And that was the ULTIMATE doing it wrong!

[3:02:59 PM] Samurai Drifter says: I WIN!

[3:03:08 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: However

[3:03:21 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: This implies that Rush may, in fact, be doing it wrong.

[3:03:33 PM] Samurai Drifter says: NEVAR

[3:04:04 PM] Samurai Drifter says: Are you implying 2112 is not a perfect work of genius?

[3:04:21 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: No, you are.

[3:04:27 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: By using Rush to do it wrong.

[3:04:47 PM] Samurai Drifter says: I was the one doing it wrong!

[3:04:50 PM] Samurai Drifter says: Leave Rush out of this!

[3:04:56 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: But you used Rush to do it.

[3:05:01 PM] BattleScott says: FEAR

[3:05:10 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: No

[3:05:19 PM] Samurai Drifter says: The Fear trilogy is a great set of songs

[3:06:19 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Don't change the subject

[3:06:25 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: You did it wrong.

[3:06:29 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: And you used Rush to do it.

[3:06:31 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: MURDERER

[3:06:48 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: BLASPHEMER

[3:06:53 PM] Samurai Drifter says: Well, Rush is really win, which contributed to how wrong I was doing doing it wrong!

[3:07:02 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: FOOL

[3:07:10 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: IT'S STILL DOING IT WRONG

[3:07:14 PM] Samurai Drifter says: I couldn't have done it that wrong if Rush wasn't so right!

[3:07:22 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Doesn't make sense.

[3:07:31 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: In that case, you would have done it right.

[3:08:03 PM] Samurai Drifter says: No, I was listening to something REALLY good, REALLY loudly, which was doing it really right, which was not doing it wrong, which meant I was doing it wrong REALLY wrong

[3:08:14 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Two wrongs don't make a right, Jeff.

[3:08:37 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says:

[3:08:42 PM] Samurai Drifter says: In this situation, though, one right makes a wrong, and the more right that right is, the more of a wrong it is!

[3:08:54 PM] Samurai Drifter says:

[3:08:59 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: SO YOU ADMIT IT WAS WRONG

[3:09:04 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: HAH

[3:09:06 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: FOOL

[3:09:09 PM] Samurai Drifter says: IT WAS WRONG ONLY BECAUSE RUSH WAS SO RIGHT

[3:09:21 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: In that case, you would have done it right.

[3:09:28 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: But you did it wrong.

[3:09:30 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Wrong

[3:09:49 PM] Samurai Drifter says: i only would have been doing it right if the goal WASN'T TO DO IT WRONG

[3:09:53 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: It's all dependant on context.

[3:10:06 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: In this case, we were doing it wrong

[3:10:11 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Which made wrong right.

[3:10:12 PM] Samurai Drifter says: yeah, and the context was, we were TRYING to do it wrong

[3:10:14 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: And right was wrong.

[3:10:18 PM] Samurai Drifter says: which made right wrong.

[3:10:28 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: And you tried to do it right.

[3:10:32 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Which meant you did it wrong/.

[3:10:34 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Using RUSH

[3:10:40 PM] Samurai Drifter says: which means that yes, I did use Rush to do it wrong, but only BECAUSE they were so right!

[3:10:51 PM] Samurai Drifter says: Otherwise it would have been impossible!

[3:11:00 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: You could have NOT played Rush

[3:11:06 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Which would have been wrong, and thus, right.

[3:11:13 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Because we were doing it wrong.

[3:11:15 PM] Samurai Drifter says: But then it would have been less right, which would have been less wrong.

[3:11:21 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WRONG

[3:11:27 PM] Samurai Drifter says: BUT

[3:11:31 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: SO

[3:11:35 PM] Samurai Drifter says: my ultimate goal was to do DOING IT WRONG wrong!

[3:11:40 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WRONG

[3:11:42 PM] Samurai Drifter says: AT WHICH I SUCCEEDED

[3:11:52 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Which meant you did it right.

[3:11:55 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WHICH IS WRONG

[3:12:07 PM] Samurai Drifter says: in context we were TRYING NOT TO DO IT RIGHT

[3:12:18 PM] Samurai Drifter says: WHICH MEANS I DID IT WRONG

[3:12:26 PM] Samurai Drifter says: WHICH MEANS I DID DOING IT WRONG WRONG!

[3:12:26 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: By trying to do it right.

[3:12:28 PM] Samurai Drifter says: WHICH MEANS I WIN

[3:12:36 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: AND LOSE

[3:12:40 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: AT THE SAME TIME

[3:12:43 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: How about this

[3:12:46 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: We both suck.

[3:12:57 PM] BattleScott says: agreed

[3:13:01 PM] Samurai Drifter says: We have been arguing this for about 10 minutes.

[3:13:17 PM] Samurai Drifter says: (but I'm still right, by which I mean wrong.)

[3:13:23 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WRONG

[3:13:31 PM] Samurai Drifter says: SO YOU ADMIT I'M RIGHT

[3:13:36 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: RIGHT

[3:13:42 PM] Samurai Drifter says: WRONG

[3:13:46 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WRONG

[3:13:50 PM] Samurai Drifter says: HAHAHA!

[3:13:52 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: OH GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON

[3:13:53 PM] Samurai Drifter says: I WIN

[3:13:57 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: RIGHT

[3:14:05 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: OR PERHAPS WRONG

[3:14:13 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT ANYTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

[3:14:15 PM] Samurai Drifter says: SIMULTANEOUSLY RIGHT AND WRONG

[3:14:18 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: OH GOD

[3:14:22 PM] Samurai Drifter says: UP IS DOWN

[3:14:23 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim divides by 0

EDIT: Cut out a lot of THE BEST and such.

[FaultyClockwork]

You guys are fags.

[The Lone Magician]

You guys are fags.

Love you, too.

[The Lone Magician]

Holy fuck! That shit was some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while. Who would have thought that two madmen having a crazy-ass convo would be what I needed to cheer me up today.

I reckon that was the most Hilarious Chat Escapade so far.

Lucky I edited it, it USED to have lines and lines of THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST and SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE which the segwayed into THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST and RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION and such. Took FOREVER to get to the good part.

[Zeronos]

[18:59] <&Shiichi> GOD DAMN IT SKITTLES BAG

[18:59] <Sigma> XD

[18:59] <&Shiichi> HOW ARE YOU A RAINBOW OF FLAVOR IF YOU'RE ALL GREEN

[18:59] <LHX> XDD

[18:59] <&Shiichi> SURE, YOU CAN LIKE GREEN

[18:59] <LHX> XDDD

[18:59] <&Shiichi> BUT YOU CAN'T LIKE IT /THAT/ MUCH

[18:59] <&Shiichi> I SWEAR IT, SKITTLES BAG

[19:00] <&Shiichi> ONE DAY, ONE DAY SOON, THERE WILL BE A RECKONING.

[19:00] <~Dark> =||

[19:00] <Sigma> thats creepy

[19:00] <&Shiichi> FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS RED FLAVOR NEED.

[Crube]

Pharaoh Dust (1:32:46 AM): Anyway, if you're gonna do it, you gotta do it quick and not question it.

Pharaoh Dust (1:33:00 AM): Hold your breath and maybe bite a penis.

Pharaoh Dust (1:33:04 AM): *pencil

Pharaoh Dust (1:33:09 AM): WTF happened THERE?

Laguna Aoyagi (1:33:13 AM): Noooo idea.

[The Lone Magician]

Zero and I attempt to remake "We Didn't Start the Fire"

[10:19:46 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Sandwich pants and monkey balls

[10:19:50 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Cappuccino and Ron Paul

[10:20:23 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Origami and pastrami, gorgonzola BOOM

[10:21:57 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Bowling Santa and the Grinch

Fry and Leela in a pinch

Uncle Ruckus hates himself

L. Ron can't sell self-help

[10:23:17 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

[10:23:26 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

[10:23:40 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: BUT I HAVE A SPOON

[10:26:08 PM] Zeronos says: LONGINUS IS PRETTY COOL

[10:26:15 PM] Zeronos says: KITAMURA DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL

[10:26:43 PM] Zeronos says: WATCH THE NEGATIVES OF THE TAPE

[10:26:48 PM] Zeronos says: YOU'LL LIVE FOREVER EVEN IF RAPE

[10:27:15 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: "Want a Fanta" and Islam

Britney wears another thong

Wearing sweatshirts, gum and men

My dorm is a pigpen

[10:27:36 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

BUT I HAVE A SPOON

[10:29:02 PM] Zeronos says: WAKE UP FEVER kicks some ass

Heretic has too much class

I'm feeling kinda bored

SAJAK, IS THERE AN E ON THE BOARD

[10:29:30 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Peter Jackson loves his Kong

I will steal another song

You won't catch me, not this time

I'LL BECOME A SUPER MIME

[10:29:35 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

BUT I HAVE A SPOON

[10:30:10 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Blah-dy Blah-dy Blah-dy Blah

La la la la la la la

Something Something Something Something

La la la crap

[10:30:48 PM] Zeronos says: Fluxdows

Vistbuntu

ME blows

You know it's true

[10:32:01 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Come on Barbie

Let's go party

Stealing from a song

[10:34:06 PM] Zeronos says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

BUT I HAVE A SPOON

[10:33:11 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: What's so funny about "Peen"

Raging against the machine

Dancing all around the room

I'M A CAR I GO VROOM VROOM

[10:34:41 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Belching Russians, Jackie Chan

Prince Albert is in a can

Monkey monkey monkey monkey

Alabama junk

[10:36:17 PM] Zeronos says: I don't hate freedom, Dark's duck-size

People strike her with some pies

DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS

[10:36:29 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Jellybeans bump

[10:37:31 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: "Dork" and "dingus" and Sadam

Yes, I did it with your mom

Doc and Marty went to party

Intel Pentium

[10:38:46 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Killing Joke and Watchmen

Alan Moore is the man

GEORGE TAKEI, HE IS GAY

WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY

[10:38:47 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

BUT I HAVE A SPOON

[10:39:39 PM] Zeronos says: Mork and Mindy and hummus

What the hell you want from us

L loves him some candy

LIONS ARE QUITE DANDY

[10:40:19 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Powerade and Vietnam

Yes, I know, I said Sadam

Screw you guys and your eyes

Everybody sucks

[10:41:35 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Zero ruined my bad joke

Wallstreet is now going broke

W will soon be gone

WHY YOU THINK I SING DIS SONG

[10:41:44 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

BUT I HAVE A SPOON

Carpet bombing and my hat

Zero won't read Gunsmith Cats

Blank CDs, office chair, Empty pickle jars

[10:43:20 PM] Zeronos says: Samurai and RIDER KICK

Ate too much beef, might get sick

China likes tiny feet

Think it's time for somethin leet

[10:44:14 PM] Sir Heretic Seraphim says: Blue Line boxes, full backpacks

bad computers and Mad Max

There's no carpet on my floor

CAN'T MAKE THIS SONG ANYMORE

[10:44:24 PM] Zeronos says: WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING

AND MY HANDS ARE BURNING

WE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG UP

NO WE STOLE THE TUNE

BUT I HAVE A SPOON

[Pamuya]

i lol'd so hard man