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The AE Quotes Thread


FaultyClockwork

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So many quotes cycle through our sigs or are laughed at in thread, yet it's fleeting, as after a few pages, or after a thread dies, or someone changes their sig, it can be lost FOREVER. I think we should compile a thread of funny quotes to keep the fond memories alive. I'll start with this:

Sorry, it's my fault for bringing up GPS' ass being excavated by some old sex offender.
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Venom: Why are you yelling?

Vampy: WHAT!?

Venom: I said, WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?

Vampy: YELLING!?

Venom: YES, YELLING!

Vampy: MY HEART IS TROUBLED BY THE WINDS OF CHANGE, VENOM! THEY BILLOW AND STIR UP A DEAFENING TORRENT OF SOUND THAT IS MY DESPAIR.

Venom: Wow. I mean, WOW, YOU ARE STILL POETIC EVEN IN DIRE STRAITS AND TIMES OF LOUD NOISES!

Vampy: WHAT!?

Venom: I said, IT IS A VERY WONDERFUL THURSDAY!

Vampy: NO, I'M NOT THIRSTY!

Venom: I'LL GRAB THE CHIPS!

Makil: You are all yelling like hardcore j-rockers, and this pleases me.

*suddenly the scene switches*

GPS: Hmm... Not cool bukimi

bukimi: I'll play the j-rocker fan card if I must, it nullifies the yelling winds card.

*the card on the field is destroyed, the field becomes silent*

bukimi: And now with three objects in play, and silence, it allows me to play my menage a trois card!

*meanwhile, back in the opening scene*

Makil: Hey, does anyone hear that sweet, melodic harp tune?

Venom: Hmm, while it is most glorious and pleasing to my ears, something is amiss here.

Vampy: It is suddenly so very hot! *begins to derobe*

Makil: V-Vampy! What are you doing?

Venom: I concur wholeheartidly, this is shocking behavior, and I won't stand for it. *takes out camera* and another thing *snap* you are an upstanding citizen *snap* so you must contain yourself!

*back with GPS and bukimi*

*GPS slams fist on table*

GPS: You stacked your deck!

bukimi: Never play a game of Universal Challenege with teh buki! *clicks open fan and laughs from behind it*

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Rather a new one:

(9:05:50 AM) FaultyClockwork: I hate anti-Obama people.

(9:05:54 AM) FaultyClockwork: And pro-Obama people.

From the same conversation:

ceraziefish: Greenspan admitted there are flaws with the free market economy.

FaultyClockwork: LOL WUT

ceraziefish: yep

ceraziefish: I'm making a thread in SD&Waste of time right now

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:hardgay: :hardgay:

anyone remember that time Nick was being a huge cucksucker?

cucksucker1.jpg

I'm guessing SLSK, +Black Metal+.

EDIT:

FaultyClockwork: "Neither Dimmu Borgir, Metallica, Slayer, Cannibal Cospse are overrated. They earned their respect, their music is killer so you are incorrect there."

FaultyClockwork: lololol

FaultyClockwork: http://www.last.fm/user/FaultyClockwork/jo...om_music_survey

ceraziefish: What's Cannibal Cospse?

ceraziefish: Sounds like he spelled Cannibal Copse wrong.

ceraziefish: The most brutal metal about trees ever.

ceraziefish: I tell you, Cannibal Copse is not overrated at all.

ceraziefish: Those guys bring logs onstage and cut them apart with chainsaws. Its so brutal.

ceraziefish: Sawdust in the moshpit and everything.

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