FaultyClockwork Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 So many quotes cycle through our sigs or are laughed at in thread, yet it's fleeting, as after a few pages, or after a thread dies, or someone changes their sig, it can be lost FOREVER. I think we should compile a thread of funny quotes to keep the fond memories alive. I'll start with this: Sorry, it's my fault for bringing up GPS' ass being excavated by some old sex offender. Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 in all my dreams Tim is gay and he sports the Bob Ross fro and beard..and he likes painting happy trees on my ass. and not to toot my own horn or anything... Link to comment
Natsu Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 haha.. I forgot about that shit.. I gotta save that and put it on my facebook. Donkey Puncher is Angry Black in disguise if anyone remembers him. I miss his black ass. :( he makes Brian look like Bill Gates. Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I honestly don;t get where american's come off calling people immigrants and shit WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ALL COME FROM. Come back to Britain. I miss you and love you all. EDIT: We need the old theme back. Link to comment
Natsu Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 some guy offered $47.50 for my panties to put on his wall. I am potential underwear girl #122. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 and not to toot my own horn or anything... I remember that! That was epic. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Venom: Why are you yelling? Vampy: WHAT!? Venom: I said, WHY ARE YOU YELLING!? Vampy: YELLING!? Venom: YES, YELLING! Vampy: MY HEART IS TROUBLED BY THE WINDS OF CHANGE, VENOM! THEY BILLOW AND STIR UP A DEAFENING TORRENT OF SOUND THAT IS MY DESPAIR. Venom: Wow. I mean, WOW, YOU ARE STILL POETIC EVEN IN DIRE STRAITS AND TIMES OF LOUD NOISES! Vampy: WHAT!? Venom: I said, IT IS A VERY WONDERFUL THURSDAY! Vampy: NO, I'M NOT THIRSTY! Venom: I'LL GRAB THE CHIPS! Makil: You are all yelling like hardcore j-rockers, and this pleases me. *suddenly the scene switches* GPS: Hmm... Not cool bukimi bukimi: I'll play the j-rocker fan card if I must, it nullifies the yelling winds card. *the card on the field is destroyed, the field becomes silent* bukimi: And now with three objects in play, and silence, it allows me to play my menage a trois card! *meanwhile, back in the opening scene* Makil: Hey, does anyone hear that sweet, melodic harp tune? Venom: Hmm, while it is most glorious and pleasing to my ears, something is amiss here. Vampy: It is suddenly so very hot! *begins to derobe* Makil: V-Vampy! What are you doing? Venom: I concur wholeheartidly, this is shocking behavior, and I won't stand for it. *takes out camera* and another thing *snap* you are an upstanding citizen *snap* so you must contain yourself! *back with GPS and bukimi* *GPS slams fist on table* GPS: You stacked your deck! bukimi: Never play a game of Universal Challenege with teh buki! *clicks open fan and laughs from behind it* Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 Totally lost with that one. Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Rather a new one: (9:05:50 AM) FaultyClockwork: I hate anti-Obama people. (9:05:54 AM) FaultyClockwork: And pro-Obama people. Link to comment
winterlong Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I've got a few good ones. Not from me. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 Rather a new one: (9:05:50 AM) FaultyClockwork: I hate anti-Obama people. (9:05:54 AM) FaultyClockwork: And pro-Obama people. From the same conversation: ceraziefish: Greenspan admitted there are flaws with the free market economy. FaultyClockwork: LOL WUT ceraziefish: yep ceraziefish: I'm making a thread in SD&Waste of time right now Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 EDIT: We need the old theme back. truth I had some golden quotes saved back on my old HD. :( Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 :hardgay: anyone remember that time Nick was being a huge cucksucker? Link to comment
troN Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Seriously, do you guys have competitions to see who can come up with the stupidest threads, and the winner gets beaten off by all the losers? Link to comment
Makil Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 :hardgay: anyone remember that time Nick was being a huge cucksucker? Oh man I never saw that. Fucking hilarious. xD Link to comment
Anime Gee Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Hahaha!! That's epic! ( ^o^) <3 Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted October 25, 2008 Author Share Posted October 25, 2008 :hardgay: anyone remember that time Nick was being a huge cucksucker? I'm guessing SLSK, +Black Metal+. EDIT: FaultyClockwork: "Neither Dimmu Borgir, Metallica, Slayer, Cannibal Cospse are overrated. They earned their respect, their music is killer so you are incorrect there." FaultyClockwork: lololol FaultyClockwork: http://www.last.fm/user/FaultyClockwork/jo...om_music_survey ceraziefish: What's Cannibal Cospse? ceraziefish: Sounds like he spelled Cannibal Copse wrong. ceraziefish: The most brutal metal about trees ever. ceraziefish: I tell you, Cannibal Copse is not overrated at all. ceraziefish: Those guys bring logs onstage and cut them apart with chainsaws. Its so brutal. ceraziefish: Sawdust in the moshpit and everything. Link to comment
Scarface Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 Anyone know how to get a hold of Nick / PMA? Link to comment
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