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Your Mother Jokes


Adam

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I'll start it off with a few of my favorites...

Your mom is so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Your mom is so old, the policeman asked her for I.D and she gave him a rock.

Your mom's so poor, she waits inside KFC for people to finish their meal so she can lick their fingers off.

Your mom's so fat, she could be the 8th continent.

Your mom's so fat she got the part in Raiders of the Lost Ark as the Giant Rolling Ball.

Your mom's so fat that when she bends over, we enter daylight savings time.

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Hahaha! ( ^o^) <3

Your mother's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Your mother's so fat, that when I walked around her I got lost.

Your mother's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale it read, "To be continued on the next scale."

Your mother's so fat, that everything sticks to her.

Your mother's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic comes to a stop.

Your mother's so old that she farts dust.

Your mother's so old that when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

Your mother's so old that she owes Moses a wooden nickel.

Old shit! ( ^_^)

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