Scrumps the Baby Ostrich

[Nega-Brent]

I am babysitting a baby ostrich for my friend Birdy. His name is Scrumps and he goes home tomorrow.

I shall miss him.

[amy]

pics???

[Nega-Brent]

[Pamuya]

i want one

[GummyBearOfDoom]

Why does this seem fake especially since you don't have a camera.

[winterlong]

This thread makes me want to die.

[Ceraziefish]

I believe you.

[Dramatic Conclusion]

Edit: It must be true, I see it on yer facebook :D

[GummyBearOfDoom]

Edit: It must be true, I see it on yer facebook :D

lol

[Nega-Brent]

Why would I make this up? And I would have come up with a better name than fucking Scrumps.

[Dramatic Conclusion]

Why would I make this up? And I would have come up with a better name than fucking Scrumps.

As a former compulsive liar, that's EXACTLY why I thought you were lying for a moment. The name is so utterly cute and redunkulous that it would absolutely add some leverage to a lie. Nobody is going to second-guess a story like that, except for the truly skeptical/frequently lied to.

[Natsu]

That shit be so PRINGLES!!

[Makil]

So cute :3

[ROCKSTEADY]

i knew some people that bought some baby turkeys one time, they just kinda hopped around and ate ciggarette but and gravel at the skatepark.

[Artie]

That shit be so PRINGLES!!

[Galkar]

I love how disproportionately large the feet are.