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Alright, well I always had fun with this game so fuck, you guys might also.

Pretty much you list 3 people, who cares what sex they are it's just all about fun and they can be fictional, cartoons, historical figures or actors. The person must pick who they would opt to have sex with, kill and the 3rd one being marriage.

I'll start by giving the person below me 3 to choose from

Hillary Clinton

Michelle Obama

Laura Bush

GO

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Alright, well I always had fun with this game so fuck, you guys might also.

Pretty much you list 3 people, who cares what sex they are it's just all about fun and they can be fictional, cartoons, historical figures or actors. The person must pick who they would opt to have sex with, kill and the 3rd one being marriage.

I'll start by giving the person below me 3 to choose from

Hillary Clinton

Michelle Obama

Laura Bush

GO

waaaaaaaay too easy. ;D

marry Clinton for the money and power, boff Obama since she's the looker out of the three, and kill Bush. nature will probably do that in a few years anyway.

next round:

Daniel Craig

Christian Bale

Clive Owen

GO

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Whoopi Goldberg

Oprah

Helen Mirren

hands down, marry Oprah just for the giant tub of money you can swim in every night. boff Whoppi, but do it doggy so you don't have to look at her face. kill Mirren for State of Play.

next round!

Tyson Rios and Elliot Salem from Army of Two

Marcus Phoenix and Dom Santiago from Gears of War

Mario and Luigi from Super Mario

they all come in pairs, you can't mix and match. you can't boff Tyson and kill Elliot, you have to boff them both or it doesn't count :hardgay:

GO

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marry Wily because you could probably talk some sense into laying spikes and liquid hot magma beams in the right places so that we could kill Mega Man and take over the world together.

boff Kevorkian because the sex is probably very kinky.

kill Eggman/Robotnic because having sex with a guy with a giant pot belly and hairy mustache while having tiny legs would be creepy as hell.

next round!

Cloud Strife

Squall Leonhart

Lighting (from Final Fantasy XIII)

GO! and choose wisely, as one of these is in fact a female, i shit you not!

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Marry Squall because he eventually get over the emo BS, looks like a chick anyways and I could touch his gunblade.

Bang Lightning. She's hot, and there's not much known about here so I can't make any other decision.

Kill Cloud. Cuz fuck cloud. He's not even really anyone anyways and he never gets over his dumb emo BS. Ever.

as for the next round...

Kieth Richards

Pete Townsend

Eric Clapton

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marry - spock, the only logical choice. it'll be worth it every seven years.

shag - the doctor, in theory, time travel sex can last forever.

cliff - starbuck. i don't sleep with plot devices.

going back to the pokemon fun. who will you choooooooose?

-bulbasaur

-squirtle

-charmander

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shag - the doctor, in theory, time travel sex can last forever.

but the Doctor doesn't do the dirty tango. :hardgay: as Tennant once said:

"As soon as there's nookie in the Tardis, it would all go wrong"

marry - Squirtle because some of them are pretty badass. like that one who had sunglasses and ran his own gang. total badass.

kill - Bulbasaur because tentacle porn is weird....

boff - ...but sex with some fire isn't, Charmander. :awesome:

edit - forgot to include the next round. with all this Megaman talk, why not?

Megaman

Protoman

Roll no let's make it interesting. Rush.

GO!

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see, i'd go the other way. i'd probably shag or marry protoman if only because he'd probably wrap you up in that scarf of his and then whistle for you.

marry - Beast because conversations wouldn't get boring.

boff - Wolverine. sharp claws during sex? yes, please.

kill - Nightcrawler. he's a Catholic, so he'd probably even try to explain to you why killing is wrong as you killed him.

next round!

Rebbecca Chambers

Jill Valentine

Sheva Alomar

GO!

(sure i could have picked Ashley over Rebbecca. what with the young age and great rack, but Chambers is just so damn adorable in REmake.)

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Well, that's easy. Don't even have to change the order.

Marry Rebecca - because she would be a cute housewife. Also, I should be legally required to have an EMT present at all times anyway.

Pounce Jill - because that miniskirt, top, and boots did special things to me when I was younger.

Kick Sheva off a cliff - because she's fucking useless. STOP USING SHIT.

Next:

Crash Bandicoot

Bonk

Keith Courage (With or without Power Armor (WITH))

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Kick Sheva off a cliff - because she's fucking useless. STOP USING SHIT.

racism! :ohmy:

marry - Keith Courage. because i want to be a NICE agent. plus Wataru seems like the guy who'd pick his wife up a nice ring or something while he was out.

Boff - Crash only because Coco (NSFW) could walk in on us and things could get very interesting :awesome:. but before they redesigned her with that ugly short hair. i liked Coco when she resembled a lipstick lesbian, not full on dyke.

kill - Bonk. you know he'd grow up to be a wife beater anyway.

next round!

Jay Leno

Conan O'Brian

Abe Vigoda

GO!

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