The really interesting thread!!

[margot]

In this thread everything is a lie but really interesting (at least to me)!! Make a really interesting post about your "life".

My parents found my cocaine stash and washed it all down the sink.

[Samurai Drifter]

I got laid. :D

[Mithrandir]

I just hanged myself with coat-hangers.

[margot]

I took a bath in vodka today. I skipped school and drank for eight hours.

[Makil]

I got laid. :D

LMBO

[No Sad Endings]

I learned to fly.

[Samurai Drifter]

I bungee jumped from the top of the Eiffel tower... and then got laid.

[Mithrandir]

I got my nipples peirced and joined my high school's Nitrus Oxide and Bondage club.

[amy]

The reason I get bad grades is I was molested by my math teacher in seventh grade

[margot]

After school these guys in a truck called to me, "Hey do you want to party?" and then they kidnapped me and ripped out alll of my teeth and then took me home.

[No Sad Endings]

okay no, just what the fuck

[Mithrandir]

One time an asian man gave me 100 dollars for fellatio.

That asian man was THE PRESIDENT OF TOYOTA.

[margot]

My family is moving, and I'm going to be vampy's next door neighbor!!

[amy]

xD

This morning I knit an entire sweater and left it on the sidewalk and when someone picked it up they took it to the police department lost and found

[Mithrandir]

I sliced my hand open when I was trying to fix my speaker.

[margot]

I had sex with GPS.

[Gundampilotspaz]

I told Rick Berman that time travel ALWAYS makes for a good story.

I'm sorry.

[Mithrandir]

I killed Rick Berman and then burned the remains, then I burned on the ashes.

[Gundampilotspaz]

Lindsay had sex with me.

[Makil]

I haven't changed my boxers in 3 months.

[margot]

I got into Reed College :D

[Samurai Drifter]

I watched a squirrel commit suicide by trying to swallow a walnut bigger than its own head.

[margot]

I died.

[TeleportSandwich]

I got laid. :D

[uniform_motion]

GPS has a gigantic penis.