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Omegle Trolling Thread!


The Lone Magician

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Something has to breathe life back into AE, hopefully this is it!

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey

You: Want to hear something interesting?

Stranger: sureYou: So would I

You: But alas

You: I am deaf

You: How do you feel now?

Stranger: i wanna beat off

You: Me, too.

You: But alas

You: I have no hands.

You: How do you feel now?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with.

Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!

Stranger: are you a guy?

You: That depends

You: I have a penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, how are you?

You: Terrible

Stranger: kewl, yah same.

You: I just watched my mother die

Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, *WHOOPS REMOVED* do you think i'm hot?

You: At the hands of my father

Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: *WHOOPS REMOVED* (profile is *WHOOPS REMOVED*), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)

You: He killed her with a rope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 4 months later...
  • 4 weeks later...
  • 5 months later...

Stranger: Fate brought us together.

You: Coincidentally, I'm Spiderman

Stranger: Like in the bible verse - Matthew: 3:45:12

" God created fate, like how God created us humans"

You: There is no God.

Stranger: Coincidentally, I'm God.

You: There is only Spiderman

Stranger: I am your God

.You: SpiderGod, if you will.

Stranger: Yes my dear.

Stranger: Spiderman, shall you go and save the humans?

You: No

You: They are foolish and weak

Stranger: Or shall I use my fate, and destiny which had brought us upon each other

Stranger: to save those humans

.You: And I'm out of web cartridges.

Stranger: You are indeeed, funny.

Stranger: But I am sorry, I don't give a fuck.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: 19 f usa, ask me any 3 questions and I will answer them as honestly as I can.

You: How do you feel about geeky guys?

Stranger: the last guy i dated played dungeons and dragons.

You: If a guy asked, would you dye your hair bright red

?Stranger: i wouldn't, my hair doesn't hold dye well. especially if i bleach it first, which i'd have to do for that.

You: How do you feel about spiders?

Stranger: hate them. are you trying to find a mary-jane, spiderman?

You: DAMN IT YOU FOUND ME OUT

You: YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO GET IT

You: YES

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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