Assholes!

[winterlong]

I am writing a post because I am so fucking mad, and if I don't talk about it and get it out, I will do something very stupid.

I live in a basement suite with another female. A male lives upstairs. The lock is on his side of the door because we share the laundry that is in our suite downstairs.

My roommate is currently out. The male, who we'll call . . . Chad. Chad came home tonight with some drunk idiot friend and announce "Great, it smells like Chinese food in here again." Idiot friend: "Why?" Chad: "Because there's one living downstairs."

WHAT THE FUCK. First of all, we made spaghetti, you ignorant cock. Secondly, fuck you. We have been nothing but respectful to him this whole time, and he pulls a total dick move like this? He's done a few other things to be a dick, and now those things are adding fuel to the fire.

For example:

He's been using our internet, and saying he'll pay us, and has not. Tonight I am changing the password and he can eat my dog's diarrhea.

There are 3 parking spots out back. We take 2 of them, he takes 1. We've always had the same spots, from the start. He left his car for 3 weeks, and naturally, it snowed all over it. I shovel our 2 spots out every time it snows. All of a sudden, he decides that he doesn't like parking in snow, so he takes the spot that I've cleared. It's petty, but also a dick move.

He hates Rubber Soul.

He told the landlords my dog is poorly trained (not true at all, so fucking absurd) so they asked me to get rid of it, when normally pets are fine. I've had to sort of relocate him to my boyfriend's house, which has been fine, but unnecessary. He's mad because the door to the outside is by his bedroom, so when we take Pippin outside in the morning, the door wakes him up. Stupid!

FUCK. You can't say things like that. I'm installing a lock on our side of the door, and I don't give a fuck what the landlords say.

[Belial]

He hates Rubber Soul.

Fuck 'em.

[Scarface]

Pee in his cereal.

[ROCKSTEADY]

do you want him to be dead or to just be a little more considerate?

[winterlong]

I want him to apologize to Joyce.

[noodle]

Remove the passive and just go for agressive. It's the most direct way to communicate to those who are socially well endowed.

[ROCKSTEADY]

you could just play the flirt card and bend him to your will to do anything. thats what my bestfriends girlfriend does all the time.

that being said, it only works for so long :hardgay:

[winterlong]

I don't think flirting is even an option. I'm pretty sure the thinks I am the grossest woman he's even encountered. He wears Abercrombie and Fitch sweatpants, and brags to girls over speakerphone that he owns two snowboards. He gets really annoyed when we waste his time with silly questions like "do you know when garbage day is?"

[noodle]

TWO snowboards? How are you not in his pants right now???

[Alundra]

I don't think flirting is even an option. I'm pretty sure the thinks I am the grossest woman he's even encountered. He wears Abercrombie and Fitch sweatpants, and brags to girls over speakerphone that he owns two snowboards. He gets really annoyed when we waste his time with silly questions like "do you know when garbage day is?"

Is that's what's considered cool in Canada?

I feel like I'm hearing a moviescript to a Johnny Mosely movie.

[winterlong]

That's what chotches from the island are like. He doesn't know how to shovel snow, plug in his car, or get snow tires. And he thinks we're bizarre people for walking. He needs to leave.

My shower broke today :(

[Artie]

Thats a whole load of bullshit right there. Honestly Im gonna have to agree with noodle and just straight up confront the dude. It's probably the only way you'll actually get through to him if you just actually confront him. (plus the changing of the wireless password is a good idea as well)

[noodle]

You should also change your network name to something offensive. Fore example, mine is DICKNET. It's both funny and functional.

[winterlong]

I tried changing the password and network name. . . but it didn't really work and I don't think I did it right. I went into the Network Preferences. What am I doing wrong? I have a Mac.

[noodle]

Go into your routers preferences/type your routers IP into your browser.

[Siendra]

Will a hastily scrawled apology not in his own blood quickly tacked to the back door the night he suddenly decided to move out work? 'Cause that could happen.

Anyway, usually your routers control panel is located at either http://192.168.0.1/ or http://192.168.0.2/ or http://192.168.2.1/. If you've never done anything in that menu the username/password is usually admin with a blank password (Although a quick check of the manual online will give you the default login if it isn't). Should be relatively simple from there forward.

[Ceraziefish]

Fuck 'em.

I agree, anyone who doesn't like Rubber Soul isn't fully human and doesn't deserve civil rights.

Also, -5,000 points for being racist.

[winterlong]

Ugh, he scraped my car door with his front bumper when backing out, because he parked way too fucking close to me. IN THE SPOT THAT IS NOT FOR HIM.

I yelled at him in my dream last night.

[noodle]

Take the sub out of your conscious and give him a learn'n!

[Artie]

Ugh, he scraped my car door with his front bumper when backing out, because he parked way too fucking close to me. IN THE SPOT THAT IS NOT FOR HIM.

I yelled at him in my dream last night.

yell at him outside of your dream. thats horseshit.

[ROCKSTEADY]

this thread is now about brainstorming how to fuck up this guys life.

GO!

[Artie]

key his car. poop on his bed. sugar in his gas tank. fuck up his pc....uhh...I'll think of more.

[ROCKSTEADY]

you should get a squirt gun, fill it with vegetable oil and squirt it all over his radiator, muffler, and if possible, all over the engine compartment.

another good thing to do is take off his hubcaps and put rocks in them then put the hub caps back on. Or put strips of epoxy and sand on his tires so that his car will always shake when he drives it.