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I am writing a post because I am so fucking mad, and if I don't talk about it and get it out, I will do something very stupid.

I live in a basement suite with another female. A male lives upstairs. The lock is on his side of the door because we share the laundry that is in our suite downstairs.

My roommate is currently out. The male, who we'll call . . . Chad. Chad came home tonight with some drunk idiot friend and announce "Great, it smells like Chinese food in here again." Idiot friend: "Why?" Chad: "Because there's one living downstairs."

WHAT THE FUCK. First of all, we made spaghetti, you ignorant cock. Secondly, fuck you. We have been nothing but respectful to him this whole time, and he pulls a total dick move like this? He's done a few other things to be a dick, and now those things are adding fuel to the fire.

For example:

He's been using our internet, and saying he'll pay us, and has not. Tonight I am changing the password and he can eat my dog's diarrhea.

There are 3 parking spots out back. We take 2 of them, he takes 1. We've always had the same spots, from the start. He left his car for 3 weeks, and naturally, it snowed all over it. I shovel our 2 spots out every time it snows. All of a sudden, he decides that he doesn't like parking in snow, so he takes the spot that I've cleared. It's petty, but also a dick move.

He hates Rubber Soul.

He told the landlords my dog is poorly trained (not true at all, so fucking absurd) so they asked me to get rid of it, when normally pets are fine. I've had to sort of relocate him to my boyfriend's house, which has been fine, but unnecessary. He's mad because the door to the outside is by his bedroom, so when we take Pippin outside in the morning, the door wakes him up. Stupid!

FUCK. You can't say things like that. I'm installing a lock on our side of the door, and I don't give a fuck what the landlords say.

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I don't think flirting is even an option. I'm pretty sure the thinks I am the grossest woman he's even encountered. He wears Abercrombie and Fitch sweatpants, and brags to girls over speakerphone that he owns two snowboards. He gets really annoyed when we waste his time with silly questions like "do you know when garbage day is?"

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I don't think flirting is even an option. I'm pretty sure the thinks I am the grossest woman he's even encountered. He wears Abercrombie and Fitch sweatpants, and brags to girls over speakerphone that he owns two snowboards. He gets really annoyed when we waste his time with silly questions like "do you know when garbage day is?"

Is that's what's considered cool in Canada?

I feel like I'm hearing a moviescript to a Johnny Mosely movie.

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Thats a whole load of bullshit right there. Honestly Im gonna have to agree with noodle and just straight up confront the dude. It's probably the only way you'll actually get through to him if you just actually confront him. (plus the changing of the wireless password is a good idea as well)

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Will a hastily scrawled apology not in his own blood quickly tacked to the back door the night he suddenly decided to move out work? 'Cause that could happen.

Anyway, usually your routers control panel is located at either http://192.168.0.1/ or http://192.168.0.2/ or http://192.168.2.1/. If you've never done anything in that menu the username/password is usually admin with a blank password (Although a quick check of the manual online will give you the default login if it isn't). Should be relatively simple from there forward.

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you should get a squirt gun, fill it with vegetable oil and squirt it all over his radiator, muffler, and if possible, all over the engine compartment.

another good thing to do is take off his hubcaps and put rocks in them then put the hub caps back on. Or put strips of epoxy and sand on his tires so that his car will always shake when he drives it.

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