New Low: smuggling drugs with puppies

[Arcane]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11132226/

I'll just let you read the article and let the anger commence.

[Makil]

No words...

[Juxtapose]

I am just...stunned. :blink:

[Samurai Drifter]

...Bastards. :glare:

[amy]

xD PUPPIES? now that's just screaming for publicity

[No Sad Endings]

holy shit. PUPPIES.

I mean. THey must have been laughing when they thought that up. Like, evil cartoon villian laughter.

[Arcane]

There has to be so many better ways to smuggle drugs than putting them inside of puppies. They just felt like being assholes this time around.

[Siendra]

See. These are the kind of people I was talking about when I suggested using criminals for medical research.

"So, you like slitting open puppies, eh? Well, I think we'll keep you awake while we cut you open and implant this new heart monitor."

[margot]

I lol'd.

[Dramatic Conclusion]

How come smuggling drugs through young girls doesn't earn so much attention? Why do people care so much about a few random puppies, when we eat innocent piggies, chickens, and cows every day?

[Crube]

holy shit. PUPPIES.

I mean. THey must have been laughing when they thought that up. Like, evil cartoon villian laughter.

"Mwahahahaha!"

[Crube]

How come smuggling drugs through young girls doesn't earn so much attention? Why do people care so much about a few random puppies, when we eat innocent piggies, chickens, and cows every day?

It is probably more or less a warning. So, when you see a dog with cocaine draining from its ass, you know it is drugs and not some sort of dog viral infection. Kinda like the "White Powder Period of '96" when FBI agents discovered women coming in from Canada were stuffed with cocaine.

[amy]

I think it is ridiculous, PUPPIES?? I'm not even outraged, just, PUPPIES!?!?!?

[Dramatic Conclusion]

It is probably more or less a warning. So, when you see a dog with cocaine draining from its ass, you know it is drugs and not some sort of dog viral infection. Kinda like the "White Powder Period of '96" when FBI agents discovered women coming in from Canada were stuffed with cocaine.

I need to remember to call you XD

[Venom112]

There has to be so many better ways to smuggle drugs than putting them inside of puppies. They just felt like being assholes this time around.

I prefer the carcasses of newborn babies myself.

See. These are the kind of people I was talking about when I suggested using criminals for medical research.

"So, you like slitting open puppies, eh? Well, I think we'll keep you awake while we cut you open and implant this new heart monitor."

Ha ha ha, ah that Nuremberg Code, eh Mengle?

[Siendra]

Yeah. However, I see a vital flaw in the Nuremberg code.

1. The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential.

Once you commit rape, murder, our unprovoked torture (Which this is) you lose your humanity. End of story.

[Venom112]

Once you commit rape, murder, our unprovoked torture (Which this is) you lose your humanity. End of story.

Assuming this were absolute truth instead of perception, we would have to experiment on the very scientists who were performing the medical procedures, considering their torture would be unprovoked. Heck, even because it is torture. Don't strike down the UN's Convention Against Torture just yet.

[Siendra]

I don;t have the motivation necessary to argue with you.

[Pamuya]

i saw this before.

i just wonder why they decided to use puppies. o_O

[Mithrandir]

Once you commit rape, murder, our unprovoked torture (Which this is) you lose your humanity. End of story.

You know... the whole point of human rights is that everybody has them.

Yeah, everybody.

[Siendra]

Even Data! Though the episode that proved that sucked beyond all known bounds for TNG.

[rockerluke]

Yeah, I've heard this case before in my country. It's really horrible.