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/me is listening to Toby Keith - The Taliban Song (Live) [03:59m/192Kbps/44KHz]

Allow me to post the lyrics here. If you'd like to actually listen to the song however (And trust me, you don't want to) you're going to have to find a .mp3 yourself.

The Taliban Song - Toby Keith

I'm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin' man

I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand

Since they moved in

They call themselves the Taliban

Oooh, oooh the Taliban, baby

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head

That covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot white sand

But man she's just like me

No she can't stand the Taliban

Oooh, oooh the Taliban, baby

But you know someday soon we're both gonna sadle up

And it'll be ride camel ride

My old lady she'll be here with me

Just smilin' right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine

Or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to

The Taliban

I know where your coming from brother.

This is a patriotic love song, so ya'll feel free to salute if you want to, I'll give you permission!

Now they attacked New York City

'Cause they thought they could win

Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said

Now you sons-of-bitches you better not be doing any business

with that Taliban

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might

Until those big U.S. jets came flying in one night

And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land

Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran

The Taliban

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up

And it'll be ride camel ride

My old lady she'll be here with me

Just smilin' right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine

Or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to

The Taliban

And we'll bid a fair adieu and give a big bone or two to

The Taliban

Taliban

Holy fuck I hate modern country and the sorry ass, stupid people who listen to it. How they can revel in their ignorance is beyond me.

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Charlie Daniels is got a big boner from that song, I'm sure of it.

I'm remembered of some Frank Zappa lyrics though:

"You can't run a country

By a book of religion

Not by a heap

Or a lump or a smidgeon

Of foolish rules

Of ancient date

Designed to make

You all feel great

While you fold, spindle

And mutilate

Those unbelievers

From a neighboring state

It says in the book:

"Burn 'n destroy...

'N repent, 'n redeem

'N revenge, 'n deploy

'N rumble thee forth

To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side

'Cause they don't go for what's in the book

'N that makes 'em BAD

So verily we must choppeth them up

And stompeth them down"

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I belive that the those last two tracks on that album was his attempt at humor through music because that track and the next (Weed with Wille) were right together at the very end of the album. However its a bullshit track, its so blantently stereo-typing its discusting.

The only really great thins from the south are Jazz music and this ragin Cajun.

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