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Last night I had a dream I was a chemist and I had earrings attached to my back pockets and I could not shelve library books or move chairs since I was so clumsy and it made everyone mad. I had a potion that was actually 15 different potions in one, I could change it be adding different things. I made the first potion, which was yellow with tiny green spots (like you'd see in a newspaper) and smelled like vinegar, but my alarm rang before I could drink it.

Then I went back to bed, and had a different dream where I was with a bunch of people from school and we all had poems about public sadness and had to read them and first we all read our first lines, but nobody could hear mine since there was an air-blower really close, and also a violin guy playing a mournful phrase whenever we said anything and I wasn't as loud as the violin (XD). Anyway then it seemed like workplace discrimination, because this pimply nerdy kid had just been elected curator of the children's books department at my local library, and all my friends who are girls that I'd talked to (and also me) had only had the chance to shelve books. I thought I also knew a guy who had only shelved books and he was not a loser, and so I thought they must be only hiring nerdy pimply kids (one was already hired), because he was racist, and it turns out we caught him in the act, but then I had to go home and migrate north so I didn't see any more of that.

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Huh... I had a dream that I got in a knife fight with my brother, stabbed him about 12 times, washed the knife off and replaced it in the kitched cabinet. My brother was laying in the hallway bleeding, and I was worried it would mean my house would be haunted from now on.

He survived, though, somehow...

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I had a dream last night that I was working at some store and I was outside in the back and this person came running up to me, grabbed something from me and took off. Then they ran about 40 yards to this fence then just sat down out of breath. Then this female black cop came and was calling it in and was laughing that the suspect was out of breath and just sitting there. There was also something about an Asian kid and a field full of porta potties.

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I remember I had a dream I was laying on the floor with Oprah Winfrey and she handed me a pair of blue scissors and she told me to save the world from her money grubbing husband before the world would become a dictatorship.

I think I've only had three dreams with celebrities in it. One was with Wesley Snipes, Oprah, and Johnny Depp. The Johnny Depp one wasn't pleasant; I had a dream about him leaning on me and he didn't take a bath for weeks so his hair was oily and he kept rubbing up against me so I started crying.

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this was cool

okay so I was talking to this gay I guess oceanic guy, but he looked and talked more like a Mexican. And then he says that we're going to Papua new Guinea, and he gives me these flip flops and he says that all the natives wear them, but they're just like regular flip flops you would buy at wal mart or whatever so I was like "aren't they supposed to be made out of leaves?" and he was like "yes they are."

and then we were driving to the airport in his red jeep and I was like "!! I have no money, I can't buy a ticket." and then he was like "just write a check." and then I was like "but i have no money in my bank account." and then he told me to use one of my mom's checks and at first I was afraid of getting into trouble and then he was like the experience will be worth it and yea.

and then we were in papua new guinea in this shack with like an inch of water. And then there were like a bunch of other families there. Then this big white sack flows in from this Japanese company and I open it and it's full of random things, like a giant yellow foam hand, and a gigantic noise maker. Then this Japanese lady appears (she's dressed all EGL and stuff) and is like "we love to deiver to papau new guinea! so much ocean!" and then I blow the noisemaker and it's huge and like make out of plastic and the noise disturbs everyone cuz it's so loud but it doesn't sound that loud to me.

then i think my parents get here and yell at me a little but not really. my mom likes being in PNG. then I'm in another shack with a bunch of other kids and this giant ball of captain crunch berry cereal starts rolling at us and we run all over the place trying to avoid it, and then some guy with a camera tells us he has to film this, and we have to stand on these plastic platforms as all this cereal rushes past us.

Eventually I just leave the house and the people outside are like, "are they all running around in there? Don't they realize they can just leave?" and then there's this small clump of cereal, that I try to throw rocks at but miss. and then i see two girls from my school who i don't really like and i think they say I look retarded. (XD) and then something about walking in this bus alley..

and then I went to this big table out in the middle of the open and everyone is eating, and I see my boyfriend and there's a German flag in his food but it looks more like Mexican food.

And I keep tapping him so he'll pay attention to me but he doesn't for like 5 minutes and then he looks at me and makes some off-hand comment and I am sad ~~. and then I pour a bunch of tea mix in a cup. and the gay guy who I came to PNG with is eating like south american food. And then my dad says something about my psychologist. and then I wake up.

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I remember I had a dream I was laying on the floor with Oprah Winfrey and she handed me a pair of blue scissors and she told me to save the world from her money grubbing husband before the world would become a dictatorship.

I think I've only had three dreams with celebrities in it. One was with Wesley Snipes, Oprah, and Johnny Depp. The Johnny Depp one wasn't pleasant; I had a dream about him leaning on me and he didn't take a bath for weeks so his hair was oily and he kept rubbing up against me so I started crying.

You're the only girl to ever have a bad dream featuring Johnny Depp.

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today I had to get up at midnight, and after my alarm went off I turned on my light and took off the blanket but fell back asleep, and I had a dream that I couldn't get up because the night had a pen and pencil and was taking my social security number and personal information Oo

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I had a dream that I was hanging outside my Psych class when these 4 Japanese people came through the double doors and one of them was Ayumi Hamasaki (gross). And they all started singing something random then left through the doors again. So I turn around and I see Brett there and I asked if he saw that and he said he just got there so he missed it. I told him to follow me and we went through the doors. And outside was way different then our school. We walked up these steps and it was like on the roof of a nice building, and it looked like a plaza. Everywhere there were Japanese people and like abunch of them were cosplaying and whatnot. So I was trying to find Ayumi cause I wanted him to see it was really her cause he wasn't believing me. But I woke up before I found her.

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I had a weeeird dream, where there was a war going on, and I had just come from school and was at McDonalds buying tomatoes, and I started to eat them but the bottoms were all strange looking from having been grilled. Everyone was sad about the war, and a lot of them liked it and a lot didn't. My World History teacher from sophomore year was there buying coffee and saying how bad this war was. My dad was angry about the war, and my mom wanted the war to happen, but she was still sad, she listened to a tape recording of a story about a fish and cried over it. Then she turned into a balloon, and when I walked into class after eating lunch, there was a balloon of my mom looking all sad and drain-faced tied onto my wrist, and when someone asked what was wrong with my mom, I said she heard the sad story about the fish. They were like "hahahahah what?"

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I can't remember too much but~

I remember my boyfriend was in a car parked in his driveway and I was talking to him on the phone and couldn't really see him and then suddenly he stops talking and then I hear this message from a creepy deep voice/heavy breathing that was like "he has 600 seconds to live" (not exactly but something like this) and I freak out and I call 911 and I go over there but it turns out he is dead and and then I wake up in my dream and I think about how horrible that would be if it actually happened and I think about what it must mean...but then I actually wake up and think "wtf"

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The few dreams that I am fortunate enough to remember usually involve very strong emotions and some sort of lengthy adventure. Like they would make really good movie scripts if they weren’t so fucking crazy. I remember one from years ago where my brother and I were fighting some sort of villains in the forest and we came upon a house. We sought refuge there and quickly befriended the inhabitants, a group of 4-5 siblings who lived there alone. I eventually fell in love with the eldest girl but my brother and I were forced to flee and I left her in tears. Then stuff got real fucking crazy as my brother was mortally wounded and the only way to save him was to transfer his brain to the body of a velociraptor, but it wasn’t a normal raptor, it was like the raptors from Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, all cybernetic and shit.

A more recent dream involved a friend and I swimming in a lake. Suddenly the body of my friend’s current girlfriend (they’re probably a couple months away from being engaged) floats up to us face down in the water. I expected him to be distraught, but he manages to control himself. We take the body back to shore and into the house that we are staying at. Inside the house I encounter all sorts of people that I knew from High School, but didn’t particularly like. I try my best to ignore them and before long they leave and I am alone in a dark basement. At this point one of them comes back and tells me I have to get out now. I leave the house and decide to head down the beach to another house where I know I am welcome, but the way down the beach is blocked by dozens of chain link fences that boarder the property lines of the lots along the lake. That’s where that dream ends, but from these two examples you can see how my dreams are.

Someone should get a book or website that tells how to interpret dreams.

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Hmm well I stayed after school to work on the year book (note I don't take year book so this was weird) but I forgot that my dad was picking me up after school so I go out to him like 2 hours late and it's all grey and cloudy and he's like you're late blah blah blah, and then we walk through this weird place with like lots of trees and cobblestone bridges it reminds me of Ireland, and then suddenly we both change into those guys from "Pulp Fiction" and we're saying all those lines, and then we're in this movie theatre expecting to watch some Tarentino movie, and then some guy puts on this 10 minute really cheesy claymation of some unicorn or something and the audience is like boo what the fuck is this, and then some nerdy film buff who owns the theatre is like, "but don't you want to see what inspired Tarentino?! It will give you a better understanding of his films!!" and then I woke up.

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I am driving a car! This is sort of weird as I can't drive, I think I'm driving to school but then I turn onto the wrong road. I have a cold and my boogers look really weird. Instead of school we are at a swimming pool that has to do with ladders and some woman is trying to teach us something by climbing up the ladders (I forget what that is), anyway then school ended and I am at CVS reading their books and then I leave and everything is in a weird twilight and I see a girl I know from school hanging out with eight people, as if they were wagons but she is their owner, (I think three of them actually were wagons), and Teresa who is this sooooo cool artsy senior girl and she is like the most beautiful person ever, so I said "I want to take a picture of *****" (I didn't call her Teresa, instead I called her some T-word that had five letters because it was more secret, but I forget that too). Anyway I took the picture but then I thought how it wouldn't come out because she was far away and I could only see a small part of her face, and anyway my eyes are 10x better than average anyway. Then my mom shows up and I remember I am three hours late and I'm like SORRY and she's like It's ok, I'm late too, and then the next morning she gives me three blumaroo morphing potions on Neopets and I'm like "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!" and then I wake up like "omg neopets". xD;;;

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