You know you're a Star Trek addict when....

[Gundampilotspaz]

..."foreplay" means reinacting the battle of Molor and Kahless with your mate.

...while taking about historical battle in history class you bring up "The Battle of Wolf 359".

...you ask College Board to send your SAT scores to Starfleet Academy.

...you check your back every night for an off switch.

...you refer to a non-trekkie as "Borg" or "Romulan".

Go nuts

[darkon]

...you hum the "TNG" theme song with your friends in public places.

...you hear the word assimilate in class and get really excited.

...you yell "KHAAAAN" when angry.

...you yell "KHAAAAN" when happy.

[Nega-Brent]

You write a book report on Hamlet in Klingon complete with a battle recreation.

[Wind]

...you hum the "TNG" theme song with your friends in public places.

...you hear the word assimilate in class and get really excited.

...you yell "KHAAAAN" when angry.

...you yell "KHAAAAN" when happy.

Do I get cool points for yelling "KHAAAN" whenever my friend mentions his great aunt connie? (he calls her Con.. she lives with his family so whenever im over, or were talking about her we all now refer to her as 'aunt KHAAAN")

[Gundampilotspaz]

...you can quote at least one line from each Star Trek movie

...you bust into the white house to brief the president on the current Romulan deployments along the neutral zone.

...you ride up and down main street yelling "The Romulans are coming", "The Romulans are coming"

[Ceraziefish]

One lamp if they're coming by land, two if they're coming by space!

Oh, and you know you've watched too much Star Trek when you give people quizzical looks if they ask you "How do you feel?"

[Oerlikon]

You wear your "official" StarFleet uniform to jury duty (true story!)....

[Pamuya]

gps you romulan D:::

[Gundampilotspaz]

gps you romulan D:::

D:

[darkon]

You wear your "official" StarFleet uniform to jury duty (true story!)....

I need to keep that in mind.

[Oerlikon]

^Guaranteed to get you out of jury duty, everytime!....

[Wind]

When you have to goto mr. lingrens office to talk about it -_-

[darkon]

When you and your friend, while walking to go into a McDonalds, vow to go where no man has gone before.