This is wonderful (i'm not being sarcastic)

[margot]

take it all in, including the avatar and the signature. I mean so cool.

[David]

Are you sure you aren't being sarcastic?

[margot]

i am sure

[Battle_Pope]

well that is very tragic, I know I'd hate to brush my teeth with a toothbrush that would hurt my gums, becaue my gums bleed when brushed with rough items.

[Galkar]

What a world we live in where even beloved toothbrushes mustbe carefully guarded lest they be stolen by our "friends".

[Venom112]

Venom: This is so dumb, what are you trying to pro-

*A toothbrush is shoved in Venom's face. Venom is taken aback and falls backward over a chair*

*Venom recovers because he happened to be holding a game controller, after pressing two attack buttons he lands safely*

*Venom sees Lindsay is holding a transparent pink toothbrush*

Venom: That's! But... How?

Lindsay: Let me show you something.

*Lindsay pulls a sheet away from an object*

Lindsay: It's a Horn of Plenty. I worked hard on it.

Venom: What's it do?

Lindsay: It's a decoration dummy.

Venom: But what does this have to do with the toothbrush?

Lindsay: Nothing. That's over here.

*walks over to another device and pulls a sheet off of it*

Lindsay: It's a teleportation module!

Venom: My God! This is fabulous! You'll completely revolutionize travel. So you transported to the house and stole the brush? Genius testing event.

Lindsay: What are you rambling about? I teleported the toothbrush. This device is designed to suck toothbrushes from around the world through wormholes to me.

Venom: ...What good is that!?

Lindsay: I'm fashioning a giant robot that will stand at the head of the Dental Association of America. I'll show them for scorning me! A piece of candy corn in your teeth and you're rejected forever! I'll clean the impure and tartar will be nonexistent! HA HA HAH AHAHAHA!

*Venom slowly backs away*

[Battle_Pope]

damn straight you back away, don't mess with someone who plans to take over the ADA.

[Kreutz]

The sig is the funny.

[margot]

The sig is the funny.

I assumed everyone eats whole bags of popcorn though. I always do.

am i a fatty??!?!

[darkon]

You know, to be honest I'd probably bone that girl.

[margot]

you'd bone any girl

[darkon]

you'd bone any girl

I wouldn't bone a girl significantly larger than I.

[margot]

I wouldn't bone a girl significantly larger than I.

well maybe she just has a cute face but has the body of an obese black woman who has never known the touch of a razor.

[darkon]

well maybe she just has a cute face but has the body of an obese black woman who has never known the touch of a razor.

That's a possibility.

Guess I'd have to meet her before I made my full decision.

[Ceraziefish]

You know, to be honest I'd probably bone that girl.

Says she lives in Seattle. Looks like I have some stalking to do tonight.

[Gundampilotspaz]

What the hell kind of forum is that. I hope something happens to her that involves a train and a stalled car.

[darkon]

What the hell kind of forum is that. I hope something happens to her that involves a train and a stalled car.

That'll teach the damn toothbrush thief!

[Gundampilotspaz]

That'll teach the damn toothbrush thief!

I wasn't talking about the theif.

[JesusTheNinja]

My favorite forum post on the internet remains the same:

[darkon]

I have not seen that image for a year JTN.

Thank you.

[Kreutz]

[Ceraziefish]

It's times like these when I love the internet.

[Gundampilotspaz]

That is a joke right, because who could mistake "f" for "t" that long without noticing.

[Makil]

I couldn't find my favorite one, so I'll post another favorite.

[Gundampilotspaz]

lol, when was that?